this guy has sex

god you are a stupid ♥♥♥♥ stop playign this game.

YOU have glass cannon on mirage and you have the gall to cry stfu. Billy is straight game ruining who cares.

-rep shot my wife 4 crack

This guy has the gall to add me to his friend's list after a game of Apex, he was once my teammate on Nick Arcade. We made it to the finals, but this fool couldn't figure out where Scorchia was at! I was robbed of my Casio Keyboard. My dream to be a back up for Faith No More was ruined because of Halibul.

It was a typical Dead by Daylight match when I found myself paired up with Ritchie. The fog was thick, the killer was hunting, and all I had for comfort was a banana I grabbed from my desk. As I started munching, I noticed Ritchie doing the same.

“Bananas are the ultimate survival snack,” he joked over voice chat.

We laughed and, without missing a beat, made it a challenge—who could finish their banana first while still avoiding the killer? We’d hide, sneak, and dodge the monster, all while snacking away.

By the end of the match, we both escaped, but it wasn’t just the win that made it unforgettable—it was the silly bonding moment over bananas. That’s how Ritchie and I became friends.