u jerk off in the back on paige while i jam my ♥♥♥♥ in them with 50k damage. get on your knees

I don’t think going 8 and 11 is carrying.

calls me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ when while I MVP and carry his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass

this guy has sex

god you are a stupid ♥♥♥♥ stop playign this game.

YOU have glass cannon on mirage and you have the gall to cry stfu. Billy is straight game ruining who cares.

-rep shot my wife 4 crack

This guy has the gall to add me to his friend's list after a game of Apex, he was once my teammate on Nick Arcade. We made it to the finals, but this fool couldn't figure out where Scorchia was at! I was robbed of my Casio Keyboard. My dream to be a back up for Faith No More was ruined because of Halibul.

It was a typical Dead by Daylight match when I found myself paired up with Ritchie. The fog was thick, the killer was hunting, and all I had for comfort was a banana I grabbed from my desk. As I started munching, I noticed Ritchie doing the same.

“Bananas are the ultimate survival snack,” he joked over voice chat.

We laughed and, without missing a beat, made it a challenge—who could finish their banana first while still avoiding the killer? We’d hide, sneak, and dodge the monster, all while snacking away.

By the end of the match, we both escaped, but it wasn’t just the win that made it unforgettable—it was the silly bonding moment over bananas. That’s how Ritchie and I became friends.

-rep we met one summer day while playing marvel rivals on Yggdrasill Path. We played Defense together, he held my Rocket Shield and I Pocket Pussied him as a healer. our teammates called us the dream team and we held defense on Yggdrasill Path time we played. i only played healer once we found each other. if anybody ever tried to take our spots at Yggdrasill Path then i had no choice but to not heal them, but we did it for each other. when we played attack side we would rush the point and then pretend that we were friendly, before killing the healers. things were good, great actually. one time we were doing our usual thing, I was watching his back and he was watching mine. or so i thought. i was one tapped. my heart skipped a beat, i checked the death clip. he was protecting someone else. I cried out to him in gamechat asking how he could let me down. no response. we havent talked for 4 years now but I think about you everyday.

+Rep Gave tips for Drac! <3

look for the gummy bear album in stores on november 13th, with lots of music, videos and extras

sorry i couldn't do that much with all the resources you pumped into me :(

lara watched our teammate die on hook then got on a gen.

-rep gave up

+rep flashbang gamer

im gonna touch you

I've seen Somali slaves with more vigour then you

this guy was adopted and then sent back to puerto rico for being too ugly

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If this idiot is on your buddy list, unfriend them right away. All they will do is let you down. Back in the early 90's they were on my team on Doubledare on Nickelodeon and all they had to do was climb up the big nose to get the flag and they kept slipping on the slime and falling down like a total knucklehead. I lost my Disney cruise vacation and my super Nintendo because of this clown.

this guy inappropriately touched me on a public bus

love my fans

good backshots

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