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i'm bringin' sexy back

Hello! I couldn't reach you in private, so here's the answer to your question: No, it's not normal to have an inflammation in the anal area after intense penetration.

i got $748392848949284858839 in the bank , i bet you aint even read the number you juss skipped over it so you aint even notice i put a letter in it . see ian put no letter in it but you went bakk to see if i did

🚨⚠️ NO GOONING ALLOWED ⚠️🚨

Attention all citizens of the internet!! 🗣️ This is your final warning. This area has officially been designated as a NO GOONING ZONE — repeat, a NO. GOONING. ZONE. ❌🧠✋

We see you. 👀 Yeah, you. Sitting there, eyes glazed over, drool on your chin, staring at 47 tabs of unspeakable material. THAT’S RIGHT. You thought we wouldn’t notice?? You thought you could just enter this sacred space with your goon brain fully activated?? Think again, champion. 🛑

I have been wearing condom to bed because of a recurring wet dream. When I wake up, I am surrounded by what I thought was pork fried rice. After seeing this profile I now know it was the disintegrating rubber from the condoms that are 15 years old. I was too embarrassed to ask anyone and thought there was a Chinese jizz fairy who came at night and made an even trade. Not really, but it is what it is told myself as not to worry about it beyond breakfast.