Steam Community :: star-lord :: Profile Comments

♡ 6 Nov, 2025 @ 8:39pm

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Andromedason 13 Jul, 2025 @ 3:22am

i'm bringin' sexy back

sync 20 Jun, 2025 @ 12:17am

Hello! I couldn't reach you in private, so here's the answer to your question: No, it's not normal to have an inflammation in the anal area after intense penetration.

♡ 8 Jun, 2025 @ 6:58pm

i got $748392848949284858839 in the bank , i bet you aint even read the number you juss skipped over it so you aint even notice i put a letter in it . see ian put no letter in it but you went bakk to see if i did

sync 30 May, 2025 @ 10:23pm

🚨⚠️ NO GOONING ALLOWED ⚠️🚨

Attention all citizens of the internet!! 🗣️ This is your final warning. This area has officially been designated as a NO GOONING ZONE — repeat, a NO. GOONING. ZONE. ❌🧠✋

We see you. 👀 Yeah, you. Sitting there, eyes glazed over, drool on your chin, staring at 47 tabs of unspeakable material. THAT’S RIGHT. You thought we wouldn’t notice?? You thought you could just enter this sacred space with your goon brain fully activated?? Think again, champion. 🛑

bweehhhh 29 May, 2025 @ 3:18am

I have been wearing condom to bed because of a recurring wet dream. When I wake up, I am surrounded by what I thought was pork fried rice. After seeing this profile I now know it was the disintegrating rubber from the condoms that are 15 years old. I was too embarrassed to ask anyone and thought there was a Chinese jizz fairy who came at night and made an even trade. Not really, but it is what it is told myself as not to worry about it beyond breakfast.

hyubris 19 May, 2025 @ 2:45pm

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bweehhhh 16 May, 2025 @ 12:16pm

You know, it is chauvinist men like you that make women so emotional. Maybe, just maybe, YOU are the one who is flawed. But you are too damned self-absorbed and gender discriminatory to ever think that there is some flaw in the sculptured image you have made yourself into. And maybe if you STOPPED using the opposite sex as nothing more than a figure, something to blame, something to mistreat, and something to abuse, you could stop making yourself into such a vexing sexist pig. And, maybe, if you could take a look outside of yourself and not give a name to a large group of peoples, you could learn something. Oh and also, have you taken sex ed? Because last time I checked,YOU would not BE here without a woman. And also, you are making YOURSELF look stupid and unenlightened to the human species when you even ask this question. So I'll answer your question with one of my own: Why are YOU so annoying?

Go fall in a ditch.

sync 7 May, 2025 @ 11:58pm

-rep "thinkerer" "holy so much toxic" hahahaha bro look your comments xD is sweating af after two disconnects, wow ure such a great player, big cap -rep camping and tunneling ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ killer you make me upset. i hope your computer sets on fire and turns to ash and gets ground up into a million pieces. you make me so unbelievably sad. i hope you never have a cool glass of water in the midst of night again. i hope you're subject to an inevitable fate of waking up incredibly dry mouthed, with nothing available to quench your thirst. you drink and you drink and you never feel satisfaction. good luck moron.

bweehhhh 6 May, 2025 @ 12:56pm

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

sync 24 Apr, 2025 @ 5:20am

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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥

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sync 24 Apr, 2025 @ 5:16am

Friends, the Skibidi Toilet hate seems very forced.

As a 7 year old and big Skibidi Toilet fan, I feel qualified to speak on this.

Skibidi Toilet has changed my life for the better.

It should not have such hate.

plasma 24 Mar, 2025 @ 12:57pm

-rep NOOB survive dbd very bad player

alexa <3 23 Jan, 2025 @ 7:40pm

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Post this on the walls of the 12 gayest people you know...
If you get back 5 you're a homosexual. ..
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bweehhhh 3 Jan, 2025 @ 4:03am

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eve 24 Nov, 2024 @ 2:58pm

sextech!!

njz 14 Oct, 2024 @ 5:09pm

Babe, I’m breaking up with you. it’s not you, you were poggers. It’s me, I’m omegalul. I’m sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, I’ve just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it’s time to end it, no kappa.

plasma 14 Oct, 2024 @ 5:32am

Babe, I’m breaking up with you. it’s not you, you were poggers. It’s me, I’m omegalul. I’m sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, I’ve just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it’s time to end it, no kappa.

njz 8 Sep, 2024 @ 3:47pm

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Post this on the walls of the 12 gayest people you know...
If you get back 5 you're a homosexual. ..
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gh0ulette 22 Aug, 2024 @ 4:19pm

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If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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RGR 7 May, 2024 @ 11:37am

Wtf :(

POBIII 29 Mar, 2024 @ 3:39am

-rep wouldnt shut up about how bad vaccines are, and about how the moon landing was faked??

undeadzombb 29 Mar, 2024 @ 1:48am

+rep good survivor:)

chester cheddarburger 22 Mar, 2024 @ 10:23pm

-rep this guy is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ survivor get this ♥♥♥♥ out of my games idk how i keep queuing into this ball fondler