cat made out of lettuce
Drew
Vatican City State (Holy See)
king of the video game you're currently playing

see my profile info showcase if you want actual info about me
king of the video game you're currently playing

see my profile info showcase if you want actual info about me
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I'm Mr. GHOSTS, but everyone calls me something different. It's a good idea to add a nickname to me.

I'm one of the staff members for the LazyPurple Silly Servers community and have been associated with the group for ~12 years as of April 2026.
If you have a concern in regards to the servers (i.e. a server ban, server donation questions, etc.) please join the Discord server found in the Steam group linked below and use the corresponding #help channel:
- Steam Group

Be wary as there are impersonators of me out there. I do not conduct trades outside of this account - unless it's linked on this profile, it is not me.
Always check to ensure that the inventory has an Unusual Haunted Ghosts Brainiac Hairpiece, as this is a 1-of-1 Unusual that I consider my trademark.

About Me
I work as a technical support technician for a security technologies company based out of the East Coast. That said, I am located on the West Coast and as a result I'll usually only be around during evening hours in those timezones.

I am a hobbyist ROM hacker/programmer, specializing in 65c816 Assembly.

My birthday is in mid-February, but I don't care to share a specific date unless I somewhat know you.

My favorite Steam game is Team Fortress 2 which is what I'll usually be playing. Specifically, I enjoy ctf_2fort and you'll find me there most of the time.
I have a large quantity of hours because up until around ~2017, I played TF2 on an awful laptop. Sometimes the TF2 process would simply not terminate properly or I'd leave it open because it'd take ~20 minutes to boot the game up.

I used to do a lot of trading and have amassed a pretty large inventory which you can view externally below:
- backpack.tf: https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198052793694
These days, I do not do much trading, but I may seek out things that interest me from time to time.
My favorite Unusual effect is Haunted Ghosts .

I've been playing TF2 since late 2011, and have experience in most aspects of the game -- server administration, plugin development, model making, map making, etc.
By no means a master at any single thing, but I am somewhat prideful of being more knowledgeable than most.

I never delete comments (aside from obvious scam bots) because it's funnier when people accuse me of cheating.
Workshop Showcase
Green: Malachite Maelstrom (unusual_vortex_green_parent) Purple: Eldritch Eye (unusual_vortex_purple_parent) Team-Colored: Radiant Rift (unusual_vortex_teamcolor_red_parent & unusual_vortex_teamcolor_blue_parent) Spooky portal but this time I made it less
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Status - Pending, Created by - cat made out of lettuce
Screenshot Showcase
we did it
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Recent Activity
2,566 hrs on record
last played on 16 May
8.2 hrs on record
last played on 15 Apr
7 Jun @ 9:54pm 
I was just here to comment about your cool Pixel pfp. What's going on in the comments? :kerogreen:
27 May @ 8:16am 
hey added
22 May @ 12:32pm 
I will say though, I said "virtually" every single person. there *is* one exception: one person in my friends list I am 100% aware is an active cheater.
we don't queue together and he only cheats against other cheaters typically, but if i run into him on a server he's more than happy to share info about what cheats another player might be using.
he's the one that shared the information that allowed me to build a web-based tool for chat colors, back before Valve patched the exploit. this tool, for reference: https://sourcecolors.neocities.org/

he's even offered to develop a stripped-down cheat client for me. one that wouldn't let me wallhack/aimbot, but would allow me to bypass sv_pure as most cheat clients do.
I declined the offer, because most mods that i would want to use, i already can via precaching the files. i also do not want to possibly risk my account receiving a VAC ban.
22 May @ 12:29pm 
do you know why i don't "care" about what bans, VAC or community, people on my friends list have? because i know what their bans are for already, because i am capable of researching. and i've vetted virtually every single person on my friends list in some form to ensure that their bans are not related to TF2 cheating.
evidently, you aren't capable of the same type of research. we wouldn't be having this conversation right now if you were.
22 May @ 12:16pm 
checking four of your SourceBanned current friends at random and here's the people you associate with:

- "nightowl._." - "walls" at LBGaming, "SMAC 0.8.6.0: Aimbot Detected" at BlackWonder, "Wallhack" at Skial.
- "sillys | festive" - detected by multiple cheater lists, and even was banned from my community three months ago for being an alt of a cheater.
- "Gamblers_Always_Win47" - "racism" at Skial.
- "{oVr} EzzyCrafts" - "[Anti-Cheat] Aimbot Detected (SN) | Weapon: tf_weapon_sniperrifle" at BlackWonder.
22 May @ 12:02pm 
by SteamHistory's metrics, i've only ever had 8 people with VAC bans on my friends list across the 15 years my account's been around. the same count for Game Banned players too -- 8, though Game Bans are not TF2-adjacent and I don't generally play multiplayer games other than TF2, so this is irrelevant.

among those VAC-banned players, 2 current VAC-banned people are on my friends list.
one of those people is an active TF2 workshop contributor whose VAC ban isn't for TF2 (and is from joining a hacked lobby in Call of Duty years ago, iirc), and the other is a guy who added me from a casual 2fort game like a year ago and i've never interacted with since - no idea what game his ban is from.

*you* have 3 unique VAC-banned and 4 unique Game Banned people on your friends list *at this moment*. you also have 11 friends with SourceBans on their profiles.
why do *you* associate with "people with bad reps"?