Recent reviews by Zero

Here's the thing. They call this a simulator. But as with all simulators we find on the interwebs, it's bound to end up as an absolute pisstake. You can choose to be Grandpa Trucker Bill and take this ♥♥♥♥ seriously like a lame turd, or you can ♥♥♥♥ around with it like Microsoft Flight Simulator. The choice to be an exciting person is yours.

On a serious note, this game does teach you how to handle life. If you're ♥♥♥♥ at managing money in real life, this ♥♥♥♥ here will teach you all you need to know about this mystical thing called M O N E Y. Unless you want to bankrupt your company like Toys R Us, you better not be taking out three loans totaling 200,000 in the span of five minutes (not like I totally did that). Why take a college course on business and economics 101 when you could be spending time on EuroTruck Simulator 2? It costs less and you get to actually enjoy what the ♥♥♥♥ you're doing with your otherwise boring life. You can also roadrage here all you want, a practice that is, in my opinion, unjustifiably shamed in the real world. This here simulator thingy grants you access to that paradise you've always dreamt about but could never reach because of this thing called reality. Get this, you will absolutely not regret it. And if you do, that's on you. Suck it up and be more interesting and maybe you'll learn to enjoy it then.

You'll spend more time in this here joint killing time than zombies. Guaranteed to aid with those struggling to be able to procrastinate. That is all.

Really fun and addicting, action packed, lots of fun things and items. Would 100% recommend