hey while you were away on your charity trip to pet all the raccoons in the world i've decorated your front yard with super pixelated pictures of flowers to make it look more natural, i love gardening especially in your garden

i like to infuse the soil with my blood so it attracts you to me like pheremones

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! I hope you like the gnomes I made of you and me scissoring that I put in your garden

what can i say. the ladies love me... but not as much as i love them

HANDS OFF FIG

gosh i really hope there's no one in your life at the moment. the thought of slurping you up through a straw is quite debilitating to my daily life. i think my psychologist is going to place a restraining order on me (it's okay though, i know his home address). can we make out? i don't mind if it's through the straw. you're gorgeous, btw. what's your MySpace username??