Recent reviews by zesty birb

Absolutely amazing and underrated classic, and made even better when played on PC. I used to play the PS2 demo and then the full Wii release after that, and I loved the hell out of it. The PC port is even better, preserving the original but with HD graphics. It might not sound like much, but the experience of playing this nostalgic game in 1080p is absolutely mind-blowing. It's especially made great because of how visually stunning this game is and how every second just looks like absolute cinema. The gameplay is great too, even for someone that prefers first-person games over third-person games. The camera's a little janky and its a little hard to aim while fighting, but maybe that's just me. Also, a little fix I noticed over the Wii port is the lessened tediousness of slashing with the brush. Even without motion controls in mind, using the brush in the Wii port had to be so tediously precise, but on the PC port it looks as that was fixed to a reasonable level. I don't really have much to say, especially considering I've only played an hour of this port so far, but I'm still already in love with this game. Absolutely recommend to anyone considering buying it, especially when it's on sale.

Do I really need to say anything? It's Portal, what else is there to say?

I can turn a Honda Civic into a pancake and fling it so hard it breaks the simulator.

Amazing software for people who know how to use it. Kinda wish there was compatibility with Linux without needing a compatibility layer.

This game is as useless as a broken condom but historically it is so important, as it led to Gmod. That doesn't mean its worth playing though, just buy Gmod. If you don't have the $10, wait for one of the millions of sales or get Gmod 9.

This has none of the So Bad It's Good factor from Postal 2. Its just bad to where it's painful to play. Will not even give this the benefit of a doubt to play until Tuesday, this game just tanks. My money down the damn drain.

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If you don't have this, then get it. Not much to say, this game is just a must-have classic.

Literally just first-person pac-man with a bigger pricetag and no fruit. They don't even try to hide it- stun orbs, shards, and you're running from monsters in a giant maze trying to collect them all. The Super version is even more ridiculous, its more blatant as a Pac-man ripoff since its third person. I wish I could get a refund. If you really want R-rated Pac-man, I'm pretty sure you could find better on Temu.