Hey Fable remember that one time in highschool i caught you wearing your sisters underwear and i asked why you were wearing it and you said you felt more masculine, anyways hope times are good to you.

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INT. THE DRAGON’S TEMPLE - LABYRINTH
GOKU AND TEAM SPRINT THROUGH THE LABYRINTH OF CORRIDORS.
A PHALANX OF HEIJI WARRIORS
BAR THEIR WAY TO THE TEMPLE.
BULMA
WHIPS OUT TWO PISTOLS. SHE STARTS BLASTING.
YAMCHA
113.
WHIPS OUT HIS SHORT SWORDS AND LEAPS INTO THE PACK OF
HEIJI WARRIORS SLICING AND DICING LIKE A HUMAN FOOD
PROCESSOR.
SMASH CUT TO:
INT. THE DRAGON’S TEMPLE - SHRINE
ANDROID PARTS EXPLODE INTO THE TEMPLE. MAI SHOU AND PILAF
TURN AND FIND THEMSELVES FACING --
GOKU, ROSHI, BULMA AND YAMCHA. STRAPPED AND READY TO
ROCK. Goku addresses Pilaf!
GOKU
Looks like you won’t have your destroyer
to help you this time, Namek!
PILAF
I don’t need him, I have someone better.

CLOSE ON --
THE ALTER
THE SEVEN DRAGONBALLS VANISH! The wish has been made. A
BLACK VOID FORMS. ALL LIGHT DIMS. Then --
KABOOM!
AN EXPLOSION OF PURE ENERGY ROCKS THE TEMPLE. When the
smoke clears, we see standing on the alter. In full glory --
PICCOLO THE DEMON KING OF NAMEK.
Piccolo has GREEN SKIN Bat-like ears, and antenna. He
wears A WHITE TURBAN OF SORTS and A FLOWING WHITE CAPE.
Mai, Shou, and Pilaf drop to their knees in reverence to
their king.
PILAF (CONT’D)
My lord.
Piccolo looks up slowly then smiles. He stretches out his
arms. AND LEVITATE IN THE AIR CAPE FLAPPING DRAMATICALLY.
He doesn’t have eyes just TWO CAVITIES WITH BURNING FIRE
BEHIND THEM.
PICCOLO
I don’t need the destroyer this time
around. I AM A GOD!
MASTER ROSHI HITS PICCOLO WITH A POWERFUL BLAST OF
ENERGY. IT BARELY HAS AN EFFECT ON HIM.

PICCOLO (CONT’D)
It took six masters to stop me before
what use is one.
HE SHOOTS A BLAST OF ENERGY OUT OF HIS EYES.
GOKU, BULMA, ROSHI AND YAMCHA LEAP IN DIFFERENT
DIRECTIONS TO AVOID THE BLAST.
The blast OPENS UP A FISSURE SO DEEP THAT YOU CAN SEE HOT
MAGMA DOWN BELOW.
GOKU LEAPS INTO A FIGHTING POSITION.
GOKU
MAKE THAT -- TWO MASTERS, DEMON!
ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE.
MAI AND SHOU ATTACK.
YAMCHA AND BULMA TAKE THEM ON.
PILAF MAKES A BREAK FOR THE EXIT.
YAMCHA AND SHOU GO AT IT WITH BLISTERING, POWERFUL
MARTIAL ARTS COMBINATIONS!
BULMA
RUSHES MAI WITH BOTH GUNS BLAZING

MAI
CARTWHEELS OUT OF THE WAY, DROPS INTO A SPLIT AND WHIPS
OUT -- BULMA’S OLD PISTOL.
MAI
(licking her lips)
I’m going to just -- love killing you
with your own gun.
BULMA
Then that’s gonna be unrequited love,
cause it ain’t happening ♥♥♥♥♥!
BULMA LEAPS UP AND STARTS BLASTING! MAI LEAPS UP AND
STARTS BLASTING AT POINT BLANK RANGE!
LIKE THE “GUN KATA” FROM THE MOVIE EQUILIBRIUM, THEY DUCK
AND BLOCK EACH OTHERS PISTOLS LIKE FENCERS. ♥♥♥♥♥! CLINK!
POW! CHANK! POW! ♥♥♥♥♥! CLANK! PISTOLS CLANGING, ROUNDS
FIRING. THIS IS SOME COOL ♥♥♥♥!
PICCOLO
115.
UNLEASHES ANOTHER BLAST OF ENERGY! KABOOM! THE EARTH
SHAKES! ANOTHER FISSURE OPENS!