dear username neighbor,
wanna get coffee sometime?

yours truly,
your username neighbor

dude ur uninvited to my birthday party at chucke's cheese. Therefore: you're not even gonna get 2 ice cream sandwiches, you're not gonna get to eat chucke's cheese, you're not gonna get to blow out the cheesey candles, you're not gonna get to lick the cheese, you're not even gonna get to take a slurp from chucke's secret straw, you're not even gonna get to lick the slime under the cheese counter, you're not gonna get to ride chucke's cheese, you're not even gonna get licked by chucke the cheese, you're not even gonna get naked time with chuck, you're not gonna get to take the cheese shower, you're not even gonna get the special cheese, you're not even gonna get to ride the cheesey slide, you're not even gonna get chucked by Mr Cheese, you're not even gonna get to sniff chucke's cheese hole, you're not gonna get the "cheesy chair suprise" you're not even gonna get to to go to the cheese closet with chuckey, and you're not even gonna get to have a sleepy time with chuckey video session.

i did not mean it dood D: i want to go to your bday D:

This is what i get when i look up my username...

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exov this is why you have no friends