Refrain from inserting your gentleman's appendage into a blender
The magnitude of anguish you would endure would be substantial. Regardless of how alluring or enticing it may appear, it is not a worthy endeavor. Even if it might prevent the loss of your esteemed member, I implore you to refrain. There exists no advantage, only detrimental consequences. Firstly: you forfeit your esteemed appendage. Secondly: you are likely to have an aversion to that particular appliance henceforth, resulting in a considerable financial outlay for its replacement. Thirdly: the expenses incurred for medical attention could be exorbitant. Moreover, should you or another be incapable of transporting you to a medical facility, the costs may escalate further. In summation, it is simply inadvisable to insert your gentleman's appendage into a blender. I extend my gratitude for your attendance at my discourse.

i am the OG DFR tyvm

Doesn't even call himself a Delta Force Ranger smh

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Waffles is my dad