Refrain from inserting your gentleman's appendage into a blender
The magnitude of anguish you would endure would be substantial. Regardless of how alluring or enticing it may appear, it is not a worthy endeavor. Even if it might prevent the loss of your esteemed member, I implore you to refrain. There exists no advantage, only detrimental consequences. Firstly: you forfeit your esteemed appendage. Secondly: you are likely to have an aversion to that particular appliance henceforth, resulting in a considerable financial outlay for its replacement. Thirdly: the expenses incurred for medical attention could be exorbitant. Moreover, should you or another be incapable of transporting you to a medical facility, the costs may escalate further. In summation, it is simply inadvisable to insert your gentleman's appendage into a blender. I extend my gratitude for your attendance at my discourse.

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Doesn't even call himself a Delta Force Ranger smh

hello, I would like father waffles

yes son

Waffles is my dad

sup babe

Waddup loser

no problem, son

Oh k cool thx dad

no, I have many sons

Wtf did you replace me

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mom

yo duud hows basic training

If bed bugs are found on beds, then how did they come up with the name cockroach????? :thinking:

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TheDirtyJap: well i guess this is good bye ryan
TheDirtyJap: ive been waiting for this day for a long time
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TheDirtyJap: well i mean you just banned me
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TheDirtyJap: ok
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Excuse me.

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Sniper Martins Aug 1 @ 1:27pm
im not downloading this becuz im scared of slenderman hes going to put hes peepee on my butthole :(

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I ♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥, I forgot her name
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