“Later Hamster-Dude,” said Joe, (18M), to his pet hamster as he left his house one evening. Joe was a very good person. Educated, slightly stupid, the whole nine yards, he was literally a nine-yard marker sign. The plan for his night was to go see his girlfriend, Joeline, (17F), and take her out on the town for some less than safe events.
Before he gets to his girlfriend’s house, he decides to stop at a local Olive Garden Italian Restaraunt and order their signature Shrimp Scampi Fritta, add spicy parmesan ranch for him, and Joeline. It is her favorite dish. He must get to his girlfriend’s house fast, as to not let the Shrimp Scampi Fritta, add spicy parmesan ranch get cold.
He arrives at 7:06.66 and outside sees a Ford Fiesta painted in a bright Coquelicot color outside. This is not his girlfriend’s car. She drives a 2018 Honda Civic LX painted GREEN. GREEN I TELL YOU. GREEN. Immediately he runs up the porch and opens the door, almost dropping the Olive Garden Italian Restaurant signature Shrimp Scampi Fritta, add spicy parmesan ranch.
Joe knocks on the door. “I’ll be down in just a second!” Joeline exclaims. “Alright, I will come in and set down the Olive Garden Italian Restaurant signature Shrimp Scampi Fritta, add spicy parmesan ranch,” replies Joe. He enters the house, noticing some shoes that are very different from his Men's Gucci Liberty floral boat shoe and Joeline’s Blush Koolaburra By Ugg Women’s Milo Slippers. These were Nike Air Zoom Pegasus 37. “Interesting,” Joe thought.
He goes upstairs to Joeline’s room to try to catch her in her birthday suit, the one he got her last week for her 17th birthday. It is yellow and has cats on it. Unfortunately for him, he does not find Joeline in her birthday suit.
As Joe walks up the stairs, he sees a new poster on Joeline’s door, which is for today’s sponsor, RAID Shadow Legends. Raid Shadow Legends is one of the biggest mobile role-playing games of 2020 and it's totally free! Currently, almost 10 million users have joined Raid over the last six months, and it's one of the most impressive games in its class with detailed models, environments, and smooth 60 frames per second animations! All the champions in the game can be customized with unique gear that changes your strategic buffs and abilities! The dungeon bosses have some ridiculous skills of their own and figuring out the perfect party and strategy to overtake them's a lot of fun! Currently, with over 300,000 reviews, Raid has almost a perfect score on the Play Store! The community is growing fast and the highly anticipated new faction wars feature is now live, you might even find my squad out there in the arena! It's easier to start now than ever with the rates program for new players you get a new daily login reward for the first 90 days that you play in the game! So what are you waiting for? Go to the description, click on the special links and you'll get 50,000 silver and a free epic champion as part of the new player program to start your journey! Good luck and I'll see you there!
Slowly opening the door, Joe hears some whispering. Now that he can see inside, he sees what Joeline was really hiding. On the bed lies her, her laptop, and a different man.
“Oh, I see how it is,” Joe began. “You think that cheating is a good thing, eh? Sure sure ok.”
“No no this isn’t what it looks like!” Joeline returns.

“Then what is it?”

“Well...”

“So you ARE cheating!”

“No no, wait!”
“This is my cousin Joel! He’s here for a little while before he goes back to Brazil!”

“Then what are you doing huddled so close to each other on the bed?”

“I will admit we are a little close together, but he’s only doing that so he can see my laptop screen!”

“Why does he need to see that?”

“He’s helping me with a math...test…”

“Interesting, ok, so you are cheating!”

“Well, if you put it that way, yes.”

“That’s unacceptable!” Joe yells as he storms into Joeline’s ensuite bathroom to gather the copious amounts of hoodies he’s lent her. On his way out he notices a box of purple Trojan brand Pleasure-Time Baby-Stoppers.

“Oh ok, Joeline. Not only cheating on a math test but also on me! Don’t think I didn't see that box of purple Trojan brand Pleasure-Time Baby-Stoppers.”

“I-”

“No no, keep your words. I don't want to be with someone who’s a cheater. Especially if they’re being taken to the BoneZone™ on the first date. Have fun, I’m sure you’ll enjoy your ‘cousin’ much more than me.”

Joe leaves the room before Joeline can explain why she really has purple Trojan brand Pleasure-Time Baby-Stoppers. They were for Joel to take back to his hometown in Brazil.
Later that week, when Joel is long gone, Joeline calls Joe to try and reconcile. The first call was rejected, the second, put through. The call was long and, well, let’s just say interesting. It took a few more days after that to fully repair their relationship further because Joe is still not happy with Joeline’s infidelity on the math test. After what had seemed like months to Joeline, everything fixed itself and now they are living happily on a Cucumber Ranch in a Hidden Valley.

It’s a good thing Joe never looked in the trash.