Seeking me out? You're funny.



It's almost the end of 2025, and yet, people are still sending random-ass friend requests, thinking that THEY will be the one to yoink all my items. If their methods were literally ANY better, I'd understand their confidence.

Please don't friend request me for a TF2 trade. I'm no longer interested in the trading scene. If you request to be my friend, expect to be blocked.




I am Doctor Rat, Doctor of all Rats, Connoisseur of Family Guy Funniest Moments, "♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumbass rat ♥♥♥♥♥", and the Gatekeeper of the Gay Baby Jail.



Please try not to friend me for no reason. I'm not trading for the time being, I don't fall for phishing bots, and if you honestly come up to me and say "omg UR ACCNTS GONN GET BAND IF U DONT FOLLO MY EXAKT ORDER," you can go ♥♥♥♥ yourself.



And I'm sorry if I'm rude about it. I just don't like fishy ♥♥♥♥ like that. I came off rude to someone who added me at random and asked me to try out his/her website. Sorry, mate, I've been on steam long enough to realize that that's really sketchy.



Technically I'm a furry, because I use the alias "Doctor Rat."