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ello funny number

trained an AI on 3 months of continuous fart sounds. Here's what happened.
So I collected 2.5 million fart samples (approximately 3 months of non-stop farting) and trained a neural network on them.

The results:

• It can identify your diet with 87% accuracy from a single fart

• It learned there are only 7 basic fart types (all others are combinations)

• It started generating "fart symphonies" that actually slap

• It predicted the stock market with 52% accuracy (barely better than random but still)

Most disturbing discovery: When I asked it to generate "the perfect fart", it created a 3.7 second sound that made my dog cry and my roommate move out.