God has abandoned us; leaving only his accursed strawberries atop his perilous mountain of madness.

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Ronald Reagan is somewhere in the ninth circle of Hell and I am determined to wrap my bootstraps around his testicles and rocket ride his dumb ass back to Earth so I can waffle stomp his ♥♥♥♥ back in till he starts coughing it up like a backed-up sewage drain so that he may experience an analogous expression what it's like to deal with medical insurance in 21st century America.

The Prelude of the game gives the impression that it is an easy and unrewarding game. It introduces mechanics such as parrying your own bullets to make them explode which many players will use as a crutch. The correct way to experience ULTRAKILL is to struggle with beating the game with its basic mechanics and techniques gleaned from the web.

Beating each level is simple. It through mastering the games movement and weapon techniques that the player finally begins to experience the true breadth of ULTRAKILL.

Quoth the Tao Te Ching: