This is your original piranha, Chip Chop! The one that comes with a five year warranty!

Pop ya potato on, pop the lid on and give it a BANG - AS HARD AS YA CAN! You can make chips, look at em, straight in yer pan.
Did ya miss it? Do you have more rage? Watch. Theres ya potato, pop the lid on top, peel it first if youd like - BANG IT AS HARD AS YA CAN!

I am interested

Hey there Coolio85! I received your request regarding the ticket to the ToiletVille attraction in northern California. Are you still interested in this offer? I sincerely apologize for getting back to you this late, but I do hope that you are still interested. :)

helo

1.1 Place a plate on a clean, flat surface. 1.2 Lay out all materials (bread, peanut butter, jelly, butter knife or spoon) within easy reach. 2. Prepare Bread 2.1 Remove two slices of bread from the packaging. 2.2 Place the slices side-by-side on the plate. 3. Apply Peanut Butter 3.1 Open the peanut butter container by twisting or popping off the lid. 3.2 Use the butter knife to scoop out about one spoonful of peanut butter. 3.3 Spread the peanut butter evenly across one slice of bread

4. Apply Jelly 4.1 Open the jelly container by twisting or popping off the lid. 4.2 Use a separate clean butter knife to scoop out about one spoonful of jelly. 4.3 Spread the jelly evenly across the other slice of bread. Ensure the surface is covered with a thin, even layer.

5. Assemble the Sandwich 5.1 Carefully lift one slice of bread with spread (peanut butter or jelly) in each hand. 5.3 Press the slices together gently, making sure the peanut butter and jelly contact each other. 6. Serve

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