Hey, I'm looking to hire a bouncer for my new nightclub I'm opening in downtown Charleston, South Carolina. Pay starts at 12 dollars an hour plus whatever you shake down from the customers trying to get in here. This place is gonna be booming, the theme is super unique and people will be clamoring to come here. The theme is gonna be "Cowboys and Hookers!" Pretty good right? Basically every employee is gonna be forced to "y'all" and "howdy" and all that ♥♥♥♥ right, and the girls are gonna have cowboy boots, cowboy hats, and those tassle fringes hanging off their titties. This is gonna be a hit, I tell ya. All I need now is a chef who knows how to cook buffalo, ya know, for the authenticity. Anyways, thanks for the ride. My boss would have killed me if I missed another shift. She's a total ♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥, you work at Panda Express. Stop acting like you're better than me just because my sister OD'd on the heroin that she gave her. SMFH some people.

*unbuckles your belt* "heh," *pulls your pants down* "Let's see what this ♥♥♥♥ can do!"

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Hey can you give me a ride to work? I work at the burger king at the mall. Yeah, it's not glamorous. But sometimes these 300 pound white chicks come through. You know, the ones where their shoes are lopsided because they weigh so much, their payless footwear just can't support it? Yeah seeing those humpbacks brings me so much joy. I've actually gotten used to working with a rager from it. I'd love to bend one over the flattop grill and rail her as she stuffs her face with one of our Double Whoppers. (only $9.18!) I'd keep my uniform on. Anyways, I don't have gas money but you can have one of these adderal I stole from my mom's purse.