So I had some errands to run today but I didn’t have any clean underwear. Instead of being gross I decided it would be better if I wore a pair of my sisters panties than to not wear any or wear dirty boxers. When I was at the store I saw some guys I know from school and I started talking to them. I bent down to pick up some bread and they saw my sisters thong that I was wearing. They started laughing and asking what the ♥♥♥♥ I was doing. They tried to take a picture but I pushed them away and tried explaining that I didn’t have any clean underwear. They didn’t believe me at all and I know they are going to tell people. How can I explain this so people don’t think that I actually like doing that?

In order to be born you needed: 2 parents, 4 grandparents 8 great-grandparents 16 second great-grandparents 32 third great-grandparents 64 fourth great-grandparents 128 fifth great-grandparents 256 sixth great-grandparents 512 seventh great-grandparents 1024 eighth great-grandparents 2048 ninth great-grandparents For you to be born today from 12 previous generations you needed a total of 4094 ancestors over the last 400 years. Think for a moment - how many struggles? How many battles? How many difficulties? How much sadness? How much happiness? How many love stories? How many expressions of hope for the future? - did your ancestors have to undergo for you to exist in this present moment, and you want to be a femboy slut.

I heard you like expired milk so I mailed you a whole bunch of it! I hope 10,000 gallons is enough. They wouldn't take any more than that because of the weight and the "stench". Those weak-nosed losers. Ugh. Anyhow, enjoy the tasty dairy, big man :)

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How blatant can Valve be? Seriously? So instead of the spike they have something called a "bomb"? Instead of abilities they have "nades mollies and smokes". Instead of agents it's terrorists and counter-terrorists? What is this the 1970s? It's almost as if they copied but halfway through they got lazy and just released the game. Valve should be ashamed of themselves. I guess imitation is the best form of flattery, Riot is so kind to not come after Valve legally. Blatant rip off of Valorant smh

I ordered a package from Amazon a week ago. It still hasn't come. It's been 10 days and it hasn't come, but I can tell you what has. Me, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I just came all over the floors, the walls, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ceiling, everything. I have no idea how I'm gonna clean it up, nor do I care. I have baptized this room in my glorious white man glue. It smells like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ meatball sub got gang raped. It looks like some grotesque abstract art work that belongs in a museum. I have created a beast and I'm not sure If I'll be able to kill it.