My dearest 100% Orange Juice,

You are a game that should not work...

You are a fever dream stitched together from anime girls, flying robots, space war criminals, chickens, and dice that seem personally invested in my suffering. Every match begins with hope and ends with me staring at a screen wondering what cosmic sin caused me to roll a one for the sixth time in a row (There's an achievement for this)

And yet, I return...

I return for the stars, I return for the cards, I return for the norma. I return because somehow every game becomes a story. One moment I am a mighty 2 billion year old Suguri main sitting on 15 wins, the next I am being mugged by hyper Ellie and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Popo setting myself back to 0 stars while my friends laugh at my misery.

You have taught me many things. Patience. Despair. The statistically impossibility of my luck. The feeling of true happiness and friendship cracking under the pressure of a norma race...

No matter how many times you rob me, humiliate me, or launch me directly into an unavoidable encounter panel, I cannot stay angry. Not because I'm good at controlling my emotions, but because I love you .

Every victory with you feels earned. Every defeat becomes a story worth retelling. Every clip with you creates memories for us to revisit over the years.

You are beautiful in the way only complete nonsense can be.



Forever trapped in your star stealing embrace,

A loving Orange Juice Player...


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GAME IS ♥♥♥♥ ITS PURE RNG

Im more addicted to this game than i am to weed, 10/10
Theres a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ owl that does acid and gives u a cool power shot INSANE