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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 10.1 hrs on record (9.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 3 Jun, 2017 @ 3:48pm

It's addictive, but not fun. You keep making progress and unlocking things, but they hardly change anything.

There are very few viable strategies for wiping out the earth, and often it comes down to luck. Basically, soon after your disease is detected, earth starts researching a cure. This starts a timer - you have to infect and then kill everyone before the cure is made, because once there's a cure it's impossible to win. There's no fighting against treatments or disease resistance or immunity or anything like that - you just spread, kill, and hope that you're faster than the cure. It's incredibly repetitive.

The ape and vampire campaigns are a bit different and a bit more fun - you can actually undo some of the work toward a cure by destroying labs. But there still isn't that enough interactivity with the world to be fun - you just choose the right upgrades at the right times, and occasionally attack specific targets as soon as they appear.

The most frustrating bit is that is often you'll get to the end-game and suddenly you'll stop receiving DNA to buy upgrades. You could be the most successfully contagious disease on earth and suddenly be unable to evolve any lethality. Losing always feels so arbitrary - as if you were playing an RPG and you kept getting one-kit-killed by invisible enemies.
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4 Comments
kakolykia 7 Jan, 2020 @ 4:34am 
You stop receiveng DNA because you infected all the countries or because you killed all the people. Countries contamination and human deaths are the main source of DNA.
BinarySplit 16 Jun, 2017 @ 2:27am 
@mako They don't fit the pattern of any stereotypical vampires I know. Even though their thralls can number in the billions, the worldwide population of vampires stays in single digits. They spread disease and are born from people who are strong enough to adapt to the disease. They can be permanently killed with regular weapons. They can fly like bats, and eventually they develop the ability to teleport across the planet.
mako 15 Jun, 2017 @ 8:12am 
Hm what kind of vampires are those?
CupCupBaconBox 12 Jun, 2017 @ 6:18pm 
Are you a rapist?