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Slinkman Drinkman
United States
I like videogames and naked women.
I like videogames and naked women.
Currently In-Game
Frostpunk 2
Favorite Game
1,135
Hours played
75
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Favorite Game
Screenshot Showcase
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chornobyl
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Review Showcase
Not bad, but it would be better if instead of "Man the Guns" it was called "Ban the Nuns" and the main objective was to go around from country to country banning all nunneries. Then the Catholics rise up against you and you have a huge fight where priests send thousands of small boys at you and you have shell them all before they overrun your battlements. Then while you're fighting them there are also nuns that avoided getting banned sneaking into your base and you have to hire ninjas from Japan to fight them, so there's an epic second battle going on where ninjas and nuns are fighting. Also while all of this goes on you and the Pope hang out and smoke cigars at a gentlemen's club and joke about the war since both of you don't actually care about it and think it's funny.
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Video Showcase
Funniest line in Dragonball Z
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28 Apr @ 1:23pm 
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28 Apr @ 12:59pm 
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16 Mar @ 4:29pm 
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14 Mar @ 12:49pm 
+rep badass who knows ♥♥♥♥
10 Mar @ 7:38pm 
People like me are why your mom smells like a rubber band xD
10 Mar @ 12:10pm 
People like this are why the block button was created.