Freak level? Infinite. Gooning hours? 3 AM. Kink shaming? Yeah.. when I’m dead. Rizz? Off the charts. ♥♥♥♥ size? Off the charts. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Plenty. Femboys? Plenty. Love? For ♥♥♥♥. Drip? Oily and fresh. Freak Off’s attended? One, they couldn’t handle me. Asses ate? None that’s gay. Mental health? In the toilet. ♥♥♥♥? In the toilet. Farts? Cummy. Gun? Loaded. Brains? On the wall. Wife? Screaming.

I was hanging out with a female friend and a couple of her friends after going out for some drinks and grabbing some food. We all drank a decent amount and had greasy fast food after the club, my female friend drank a couple of beers with me which was a first and she also had a milkshake after the club which I thought was not appealing at all after a night of drinking but didn’t think anything of it at the time. Some time goes by as we are all hanging out she announces that she’s sorry but shes super gassy and has to fart and proceeds to rip the loudest unladylike farts I’ve ever heard a woman rip and this was non stop for the entire night.

She claimed she couldn’t help it and I honestly was in shock and at first it was funny but eventually it started to turn me on. I’m not sure why but something about her being so attractive with a nice ass coupled with her ripping farts with no regard for anyone just made my mind melt. I always knew she was attractive but I’ve always thought of her as a friend yet her uncontrollable gas did something to me

Even the smell didn’t stop me from being aroused. Something about her being so hot while doing something so “nasty” while still being so attractive. Once our friends left she spent the night continuously farting and it was to the point I had to excuse myself to the restroom during the night and masturbate. I was really ashamed that I could be so aroused from my friends farts and still can’t believe it. I’m not sure how to feel about it all and since then I’ve searched and found out I may have a fart fetish which I’m not so proud of. I’m still processing it all since it was just a couple days ago not sure what to do about it. Since then I can’t stop thinking about her farts. I got uncontrollably hard when she was farting and I’m just praying no one noticed or she didn’t, I tried my best not to get hard but couldn’t help it.

Gender: Male
Born: Apr. 15, 2038 (4/15/38)
Age (in human years): 19
Race: Unicorn
Sexuality: Bisexual
Coat: Clinical white
Mane: Phosphor monochrome green
Eyes: Green
Cutie mark:
Image: >_, green
Meaning: Exceptional technological skill
Accessories: N/A
Suffers: N/A
Location: Manehattan
Occupation: College student at CE University
Grade level: Sophmore (Bumped up a year in school)
Personality: Kind, calm, honest, and caring. Knows when to talk with sense, and can take control in extreme situations.
Family: Unknown
Relationship status: Single