what now? It's your birthday? sorry i can’t hear you over the sound of my hand-lubed, gasket-mounted, hot-swappable, south-facing, QMK-flashed, per-key RGB, polycarbonate plate, tape-modded, force-break-modded, artisan-esc-having, rapid trigger mechanical keyboard that took 14 weeks to ship and cost more than your entire setup.

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Yeah no Lois and Superman never actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cause Superman is gay so his ♥♥♥♥ was always limp when he saw Lois' squid drapes. Bizarro Superman actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥ her in the ass and his load shot out at hypersonic speeds, ripping her colon and impregnating all of her eggs at once. Superman (the real gay one) then lazered her ovaries to abort the babies but he missed two. That's why he's such a ♥♥♥♥ to his sons, they're a constant reminder Lois pushed out anal babies that weren't his.

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