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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 43.5 hrs on record (42.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: 14 Feb, 2024 @ 3:48am

Early Access Review
Ahoy, fellow adventurers! 🏴‍☠️

So, I set on the digital seas of Sunkenland, and let me tell you, it was like ordering instant noodles: quick, easy, and left me craving for more flavor. 🍜

Pros:

* Seru (that’s “fun” in Bahasa Indonesia) for a while. I mean, who doesn’t enjoy a good loot hunt? 🏴‍☠️💰
* The missions? Pfft, they’re easier than finding your lost sock in the laundry. 🧦
* Blink twice, and you’ve already completed half the game. ⏱️

Cons:

* Seriously, Sunkenland, did you skip the “Challenging Mission Design 101” class? 🤨
* I finished missions faster than my grandma can knit a scarf. 🧶
* It’s like the game whispered, “Psst, wanna finish this quest? Just breathe.” 🌬️

Wishlist for Sunkenland:

* More excitement, less predictability. Maybe throw in a kraken or two? 🦑
* Slower missions, please! I want to savor my pixelated victories like a fine cheese. 🧀

So, Sunkenland devs, let’s spice things up! Add some mystery, a dash of chaos, and maybe a side quest involving pirate karaoke. 🎤🏴‍☠️

Until then, I’ll be here, waiting for Sunkenland: The Great Noodle Heist DLC. 🍜💎
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76561199767116470 30 Aug, 2024 @ 12:51am 
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