So basically what if instead of getting shot in the neck charlie kirk got shot in the penis, and he has a bullet fetish so he gets hard, but theres no penis for the blood to go to, so he starts spraying blood everywhere and so he gets up and says: "FREE CRANBERRY JUICE FOR EVERYONE!"

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⢼⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡿⣿⣿⠿⢣
⠾⠋⠀⢀⣠⠀⠀⠙⠛⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠆⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀
⢰⣶⣤⣤⣤⣦⣶⠀⢠⣿⣿⣧⣶⣤⣄⣤⣤⣴⣶⠂
⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠆⠐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏
⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀
⠀⢈⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠈⠟⠛⣳⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁
⠀⠀⠛⡿⠿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⢿⡇⠁⢀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠿⠿⠿⠟⠛⠉⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⡄⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠐⠈⠀⠀⠀⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⢷⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⢠⠰⣭⡷⠀
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