Recent reviews by Ti

The controls don't always work on the first press, it makes a hard game more annoying than it should be.

Much like every other game in the series the moment i knew the game was out i bought it immidetly then sat down and played it until i had all the achivments and a top score. This game was no exception i havent left my room in over a hour and ive been praying no one comes into my room.

Love the music btw all of your games have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ incredible music

Be me.
Buy this game off humble bundle for like no money.
Tell friend about it so he tells me to beat the game as fast as i can.
Challenge accepted.
For some reason obtain a sick obsession with the item "dead dog".
Use it for almost every interation in the game by changing the adjective to fit the function.
Feed people dead dogs, fly on dead dogs, even made a dinosaure out of dead dogs.
After about a three hour run of this take a break from the game.
2 Days later.
Get into call with buddy, for some reason the game is mentioned then i remember about it, say something stupid like ha ima play it and beat it in one last run.
He tells me i have to or im a ♥♥♥♥♥.
So i begin becuase i aint no ♥♥♥♥♥.
Go back to my old habits
Dead Dogs Everywhere
Im using them as weapons, for magic, nukes, vehicals. You think of it i did it with a dead dog.
My maxwell held a backpack filled with dead dogs.
After about 9 hours straight of dead dogs and scribblenauts im clearly losing it.
I look at my dog give him a quick pet and say something along the lines of your the only dog i need beacuse your still living for now.
buddy hears this and is concerened but calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥ again.
After about another hour the game was complete.
almost every situation was solved by a dead woofing animal.
My maxwell sat on a thrown alone a thrown of dead dogs.
got a 100 percent completion just to delete the data then uninstall the game.
pretty good game

Thanks to this game i will no longer butter my cat or pet my bread... Thank you cat or bread

I'm sure i would have loved the game but its a common problem that the game wont run on most windows 10 machines so im giving it a thumbs down

Life is Strange: Before the Storm
Episode: 1 Review

If you didnt know life is strange before the strom is a prequel to life is strange following chloe and her life after max leaves.

Graphics and sound: the game is quite buitiful which caught me by suprise since the first life is strange had graphics that were meh. The music that plays through out the episode is just as good if not better then the original game. Well looking at the game and listening to the music it almost gives off a immersive type feeling. My only complaint here is that at some points youll be talking to someone and their be no music which feels uncomfortable in a way but maybe thats just me

Gameplay: The game was still a choice based game but unlike the first game the choices feel like they have alot more meaning also when interacting with things it feels like you've got more control in a way

Overall the first episode was great i'd give it a thumbs up. Plus the little "eastereggs" throughout the game really just gives a feeling like alot of love and care went into the game.

SUPER EXPENSIVE, NOT ENOUGH CONTENT

Real shame the game was fun but i beat it in the small amount of time i had it so i refunded it. This needs a price drop or more content

First person to write a review for Tomato Jones 2

Also this is waaay harder than tomato jones the original

penis

I really wanted to like this game i really did.

Pros
-Fun Gameplay
-Storys Alright
-Good Voice acting and like able charecters

Cons
-Windows Live Breaks constantly and wont let me sign in ever (you cant save without live)
-FPS usually hangs around 20 (I get way more in gta5)

I know its only 2 cons and i can deal with the fps but the windows live makes it so i cant play the damn game its just so ♥♥♥♥. Im not a console person at all but if you really want to play GTA 4 just play it on the xbox 360