Digital JERKus fan

+rep wheres my money

i will tell you a story about billy. billy just wanted to eat his sandwich in peace, but a unicorn named sprinklehoof popped out of nowhere, yelling about missing glitter. billy sighed, mid-bite, and said, “dude, i’m just trying to vibe.” sprinklehoof dramatically flipped his sparkly mane and declared, “no vibes until the glitter is found.” now billy’s stuck chasing sparkles through the forest while sprinklehoof hums his own action music, and the sandwich is probably ruined forever.

I am putting an nice comment, I SWEAR I AM NOT PAID AT ALL.

MMEEEOOOOWWWW (*catboys all over ur screen*)

Looking to pay someone off to leave nice comments on my page. $15CAD flat rate for every 2 hours spent spreading positive words. PM if interested.