I hope both sides of your pillow are warm, your blanket is somehow too short and too heavy at the same time, your phone charger only works at a very specific angle, your Wi-Fi disconnects at 99% every time, your socks get wet for no reason, your sleeve slides down whenever you wash your hands, autocorrect embarrasses you in front of the exact people you didn't want to embarrass yourself in front of, your headphones only work in one ear, every chair you sit on makes a noise in a silent room, your favorite song always gets interrupted by an ad, your food is always slightly too hot or slightly too cold, you hit every red light when you're already late, you forget why you walked into a room, your pen runs out of ink mid-sentence, your shoelace comes undone right after you tie it, your phone battery jumps from 20% to 1%, your nose gets itchy when your hands are full, your package says "delivered" but is nowhere to be found, and your alarm snoozes itself one too many times.

Herro Herro

At night I click on your profile. Oh the excitement, it fills the air. With one hand under the covers, the other firmly placed on my nipple I begin. Working on my throbbing penis to the thought of your chiseled masculine body, wrestling me into the ground. You overpower me and punishes my weak body, oh my boi♥♥♥♥♥ you have conquered. And then I squirt with the force of a thousand elephants, with the sound of a thousand screaming children and the might of a titan. Thus my fantasy ends, and I clean up and sleep, cuddling my pillow with a picture of you on it. Sweet dreams my prince, I say, kissing you tenderly.

BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK WOOF

will u dwefense matwix me when i wezzy wez? :3

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are