I hope both sides of your pillow are warm, your blanket is somehow too short and too heavy at the same time, your phone charger only works at a very specific angle, your Wi-Fi disconnects at 99% every time, your socks get wet for no reason, your sleeve slides down whenever you wash your hands, autocorrect embarrasses you in front of the exact people you didn't want to embarrass yourself in front of, your headphones only work in one ear, every chair you sit on makes a noise in a silent room, your favorite song always gets interrupted by an ad, your food is always slightly too hot or slightly too cold, you hit every red light when you're already late, you forget why you walked into a room, your pen runs out of ink mid-sentence, your shoelace comes undone right after you tie it, your phone battery jumps from 20% to 1%, your nose gets itchy when your hands are full, your package says "delivered" but is nowhere to be found, and your alarm snoozes itself one too many times.

Herro Herro

At night I click on your profile. Oh the excitement, it fills the air. With one hand under the covers, the other firmly placed on my nipple I begin. Working on my throbbing penis to the thought of your chiseled masculine body, wrestling me into the ground. You overpower me and punishes my weak body, oh my boi♥♥♥♥♥ you have conquered. And then I squirt with the force of a thousand elephants, with the sound of a thousand screaming children and the might of a titan. Thus my fantasy ends, and I clean up and sleep, cuddling my pillow with a picture of you on it. Sweet dreams my prince, I say, kissing you tenderly.

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will u dwefense matwix me when i wezzy wez? :3

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Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

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Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas Travy!!! I love you so very much and i hope today was marvelous!

Merry Christmas Travy!!! Hope you had a wonderful Christmas yourself and had a relaxing day ^-^ You smile too mister! Much love

Merry Christmas Travis you egocentric ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Olive you Travy

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HAPPY ♥♥♥♥♥♥ BIRTHDAY TRAVIS!!!!
You're a funny and amazing friend and I hope you have very special joy filled birthday!!!! Much love~

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE! I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MOST AND I HOPE YOU HAVE THE BEST ONE POSSIBLE!

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Thanks Travis! Hope you have a fantabulous weekend too!!!

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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and if anything ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches, lol. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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