It is 2025. The mid-point of a most tumultuous decade. One filled with blue hair spray, shameless whiners and grown men who refuse to get jobs and cry all the time while throwing their money away at women online who will ignore them in the next ten seconds.

IT IS ALSO THE YEAR OF THE CHUD!!!

As I have asked of all of you in 2023, I trust your investments have been made, money has been saved and AAA game companies have been avoided. The pendulum has finally swung in our favor and no longer shall we be tormented by dumpy, gay robots, historically inaccurate, melanin-rich europeans from the 1400's or games where 'porn' and 'born' are rhymed with each other. (Dustborn, looking at you.)

Find quality indie titles, pay not 90 dollars a game, avoid estrogen-rich men who vandalize someone's car due to differing political leanings, and, most of all......

REMEMBER! YEAR. OF. THE. CHUD!!!!

(Also, don't play AC: Shadows. Seriously. Love yourself a little.)