Bruh! We're not supposed to discuss the cursed day here!

Almost birthday time.

It's 2025, Proc! YEAR OF THE CHUD

YEAR
OF
THE
CHUD!

First?

2024:
Last!

2024:
First!

It's a bit late to mention it, but I want to make sure if anyone else is experiencing this issue with sending messages to me. Let me know if you sent something and I just plain didn't see it. Maybe Steam has already resolved this. Maybe not!

Messaging seems to be f*cked

What's gucci, mah nigerians? I'm back from my vacation and full of piss and vinegar. (Mostly piss, if we're going to be honest here.)

It's 1999 in my heart! We didn't have pink and light blue nazi flags back then! Ah well, let's update that profile page, shall we?

IT'S

2 0 2 3

WELP - sounds like Elon's acquisition of Twitter has caused a roaring wave of panic attacks, suicides and general insanity, as well as accusations of shady dealings.

I won't kid all of you reading this at home - this would not have been the case ten years ago. What a mess.

Christ. I actually forgot to update my profile - but my morbid curiousity cannot help but wonder what horrors await us in 2022. The new 'roaring twenties' have been a hot mess of feelings and men wearing dresses, so this year can only get better.......right?

Also it's 2022, dickbutt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFecWJqJF_M

Throwback to when you shared this with me, probably about ten years ago. Still makes me laugh all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time.

He was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ don't even worry about that, it was an in-joke because I'd never say when mine actually was so every day was my birthday.

It's almost 10 years later and they're still making the joke, end the suffering Proc.

Dearest Proc,

I am doing quite well, thank you for asking. I just crawled my way out of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mess that is Super 3D Noah's Ark and, having lived to see the credits, know I will cry like a little ♥♥♥♥♥ on my deathbed at the time wasted on it.

I am not going to mince words, as you're both friends and I feel that withholding my true feelings would come off as insincere.

You're both pretty gei.

That is all.

Two things:
1. Didnt knew Jesus was gai
2. Is it weird this thread is making me gai too?

The cross didn't kill any remnants of my soul or personality and even though I've never played GTFO, I know exactly how you feel. I'm making a list of games we have in common as we speak.

Getting stuck on a cross didn't kill your enthusiasm any, did it? I haven't been to the room in awhile and I could use a break after getting my face pushed in on GTFO.

Well, you know, dear ol' Dad told me to give Earth a close up look...plus, I've been taking it up the ass a lot recently. I wanted to get that checked out...anyway, how have you been, pal? We need to play more No More Room In Hell sometime or maybe another game. Jesus never fails to impress...unless it's a cold day in Hell. If that's the case, I just need to let Lucifer peg me a bit and it warms the place right back up...I MEAN-

WELL! It's been ages since we last spoke! What brings you back to the dumpster that is my home, butt-buddy?

Doctor, your favorite gay man has arrived! I need to schedule an appointment. Heaven's been wildin' recently.

That video ubercharged my nutsack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzVWUGx0v-4&t=1m29s

So just tell me this - are they working on a game where Dallas and Wolf admit their gay love for each other and rob places as a duo? >......not that i'm INTO that, mind you......*cough cough*

Yes. The last. Overkill confirmed it repeatedly, and the ending (which yes, there is a proper ending) slams the door shut. Fin.

No way!!! For reals, Elbow? Like,the last, LAST? The stealings are over? I......give me a moment here, I feel a bit distraught here.

It's finally over, Proc. Payday 2's final heist was added yesterday. 'Final' not to be taken lightly.

Saltzpyre and proctology shouldn't really mix, and yet here's you

They felt it needed more cliffhanger.

I just finished Mankind Divided. the ♥♥♥♥ is up with that game?

Just gave the new South Park a try - Cartman's journal is easily one of the foulest things ever - a shining example of crudity given form - I still laughed like I was 6 years old.

I told you the dude sex was a thing. I TOLD YOU, DIDN'T I??? But those unconscious people....

PROC! I've been replaying Deus Ex: Human Revolution lately. Still a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing game. On a no-kill run, it's great.

Dude Sex for life.

It's hard for me to pee on command commie chill

It's 2018

oh yeah, about that....

No kidding? So it's not going to be another Invisible War? El-bro, you made my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day. I will now require that urine sample i've been badgering you for.

Hey, Man of the Sphincter! Rest easy, Deus Ex: Tough Guy 2016 is getting good reviews. So it's not a ♥♥♥♥ followup! Apparently! whoo!

Get Dead by Daylight and more butt cream...

<3

Gee, love you too, honey.

gigantic weirdo, 5/10 might recommend on a trial basis

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4:31 PM - The Proctologist: Well, I can only imagine his frustration.
4:31 PM - The Proctologist: 'Sonic goes FAST'
4:31 PM - The Proctologist: 'We wanna make a melee game'
4:32 PM - The Proctologist: ' *In a thick accent* SONICU - GOESU FASTUUUUUU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'

Y u do dis
:D

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, PROC! IT ACTUALLY EXISTS!!! http://buttworld.org/