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1 person found this review helpful
952.9 hrs on record (929.1 hrs at review time)
One my favorite games of all time valve just fix the bot problem.
Posted 5 June, 2024.
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82.2 hrs on record (62.1 hrs at review time)
funny can spawn npcs anywhere unlike the original half-life and is buggy as hell.
clearly the best possible way to experience this game.
Posted 16 January, 2022.
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58.7 hrs on record
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Story of Undertale
I fell from the light
Talk? Or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my Undertale
I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott
I faced an evil talking flower in a pot
Explains the plot
Wants me dead, wants me to rot
Toriel saves me, takes me to her home
And hooks me up with a brand-new monster phone
Leaves me alone
But I escape and meet some bones
Should I be a pacifist?
Or should I use my fists?
I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all
I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
I want to wipe out the monster race
I've got no patience, I've got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
I fell from the light
Talk? Or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my Undertale
I'll slaughter Undyne, I'll waste who I choose
With all this EXP there's no way that I'll lose
Now watch me move
I won't stop, I'm feelin' rude
Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach
I'll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach
Chara's my coach
All these monsters I will poach
Screw being pacifist
I think I'll use my fists
I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all
I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
I want to wipe out the monster race
I've got no patience, I've got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm in a different trail
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Story of Undertale
I fell from the light
Talk? Or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my Undertale
Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life
Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight like front-page news
King Asgore wants to collect human souls
Seven of them is his ultimate goal
Open the door to humanity's realm
Start a new war (humans overwhelm)
I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
I want to wipe out the monster race
I've got no patience, I've got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
Posted 14 January, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
14.3 hrs on record (13.7 hrs at review time)
Greatest Game of all time no doubt I love it.
Posted 18 July, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
I played this game in the dark.....












My life hasnt been the same since
Posted 20 January, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
58.9 hrs on record (9.2 hrs at review time)
Good
Posted 15 September, 2017.
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238.4 hrs on record (64.3 hrs at review time)
I LOVE HALF LIFE GAMES
Posted 26 June, 2017. Last edited 26 June, 2017.
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