Recent reviews by Strudelmaster56

I am the Jonkler

Absolute Braindance

I drive

Frag nicht was für Saft. Einfach Orangensaft

I really liked it when he said that he was the real Wallpaper Engine all along and he Wallpaper Engined all over the place

This game is about as good as the rockets I build in it

WOW THANK YOU BLIZZARD OVERWATCH 2 IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN OVERWATCH !

You actually released parts (almost nothing) of the single-player story campaign that you cancelled (even though it was the only reason for Overwatch 2) and oh boy am I glad it is so damn cheap. I only need to pay 15€ for 3 tiny missions with a total of 15 minutes of cutscenes (that is 1€ per minute of cutscene, which is REALLY CHEAP).
And thank you for being the best company and removing the Loot boxes every other company should be like this. I prefer it when I have to pay 40€ for a few skins that will never be available again; it's so much better.

So all in all, it is the best micropatch in the history of unnecessary sequels ever.

sacrificed my friend 10/10 would sacrifice him again

Violence isn't the answer.
Violence is the question.
The answer is yes.

Gotta keep them nukes flying