⠀⢀⡤⣾⠉⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠊⠉⣧⢤⡀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⢀⣔⠙⡄⠈⡆⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⠀⢠⠃⢠⠋⣢⡀⠀
⣀⣌⠈⡆⣗⣚⠯⠚⠘⢆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠃⠓⠽⣓⣺⢰⡁⣱⣀
⡇⢈⣝⠖⠉⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢇⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠉⠲⡏⡁⢨
⠘⡺⠁⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢉⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⡎⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⡀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇
⠈⡄⠀⠀⠀⠘⠄⠀⢀⡜⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢣⡀⠀⠠⠃⠀⠀⠀⢠⠃
⠀⠘⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠠⠎⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠱⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⢠⠃⠀
⠀⠀⠘⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠇⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠆⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡄⠀⠀⢠⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡈
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⠀⠀⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠆⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜

Who were you again?

Santa requests if you insist on believing he's a home intruder every year that you use a nerf gun instead of buckshot. The elves have had to divert 20% of production this year into new suits due to the number of holes. Merry Christmas!

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I look forward to Balthamous leaving a Christmas message every year

Santa regrets to inform you that there are no single waifus in your area and Mrs. Claus wouldn't go for his suggestion, Merry Christmas!