Recent reviews by CorporalSoap

Don't even know why I haven't reviewed up until now, play it, peak fiction, 10/10

Hello Artyom!

10/10

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP MISSILE MISSILE MISSLE PULL UP, PULL UP, PULL UP
MONARCH FOX 2 FOX 2
SPLASH ONE BANDIT

9/10, better than Dying Light 2 + you get to play as John Dying Light himself again.

I'm craning it I'm beasting it

she hollow on my knight till I hallownest

I wanted to finish at least the campaign for the story since I love the Blood Ravens from DoW1 and 2, which were fun games. But I should've listened to the reviews, glad I bought it on sale because this game is a chore to play. The same task I have to use 8 marine squads with armor support for (while most of them also die in the process) I could achieve with 2 marine squads upgraded with Heavy Bolters and Rocket Launchers in DoW1.

Coulnd't even push myself to finish it for the story, it feels like a mobile game. Hopefully DoW4 will be worth it.

I GIVE MY REVIEW
NOT FOR KONAMI, BUT FOR YOUUUUU
IN MY TIME, THERE'LL BE A GOOD REMAAAAAAKE
CRIME, IT'S THE WAY, I FLY TO YOUUUUUUU
YOU'RE STIIIIILL A GOOOD GAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
SNAKE EATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

10/10 remake, I can confirm that the residents are evil.

Unironically best videogame remake I've ever seen.

I have become John Dune
10/10

I like the fire keeper lady

9/10 is pretty fun

I used runes in some wilds that had a dragon

10/10