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Age: 85
Nationality: Bri'ish
Enjoys: Everything (I'm that cool)
CSGO Rank: Global Elite (Mild regret)

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CPU: Core i5 12600K 3,7Ghz
RAM: Vengeance RGB Series 32GB DDR4 3000MHz
GPU: ASUS RTX 4070Ti Tuf
MOUSE: Logitech G-Pro Wireless
KEYBOARD: Varmilo VA87M Vintage Days Mechanical Keyboard

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This story is 100% real. I once fought 12 kids at a playground for having fun. You're probably asking "Why were you at a playground, you're 22 years old. I'm an adult, I can do what I like". Anyway, The first kid I saw was playing on the swing set. I decided to use my pure strength (I can bench 37 pounds) to launch this kid miles. I stood behind him, when the swing came back towards me I grabbed it with my huge hands (2.5 inches across the palm) and launched that little bastard across the playground, taking another child out with him.

10 left... The kids started screaming at this point and tried to leave. Little did they know that, I quietly placed barbed wire all around playground. The kids huddled around the slide. I had them now. But then something happened that I didn't expect, they tried to fight back. Fools. These little gremlins went right for me ankles. Fools. I had excellent hammering skills, I clenched my fists and started smacking their underdeveloped craniums with sheer force.

5 left... 3 kids made a run for it, but they wouldn't get far. As I was about to chase them, 2 kids climbed on top of the slide and began to spit at me (Biological warfare is a war crime). Luckily, my mum packed me some sardine sandwiches, I began to throw these rock hard sandwiches at the war crime enjoyers (I left the sandwiches in the sun too long, turning them to stone). They were taken out swiftly.

3 left... The last 3 kids tried to help each other over The Great Wall of Barbed Wire. Fools. 2 kids were beside each other, I whistled to get their attention, as they turn around I performed a gorgeous roundhouse kick, rendering them unconscious (or dead).

1 left... He begged me to leave him alone and let him leave. After careful consideration I decided to let him go, I told him "Tell the others to never come here". I removed the barbed wire and he ran away as fast as he could. Finally, I can eat my sardine sandwiches in peace. I'm so cool