Hey there little tight bootycheeked boy. I could hear them cheeks clapping from thirty minutes away. Why don't you come over and give daddy a kiss.

w sigma

You look submissive and breedable.

Greetings, and happy winter's vile mr lich king! I hope to not bother you at this time since I'm sure your celebrating with your death knights so I shall make this request short, I taken a liking to you despite what others might say and I wish to be nothing more then friends (or a servent of the scoruge is cool too) be sure to get back to me! - A simple interloper

Hol up

What is up Brother......