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{Scampicus}

Dying/Corpse

Antarctica

I'm willing to give anyone 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000$ if they can help me figure what the ♥♥♥♥ a "Sleep" is

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I'm willing to give anyone 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000$ if they can help me figure what the ♥♥♥♥ a "Sleep" is

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«Hall Of Heroes»

Okay, ♥♥♥♥. LISTEN to me. With the all-new Fangamer Green Reaper, Ultra powered by my buddy Mark, Allowing to drive at ludicrous speeds never thought to be humanly possible! With the durability of an efficiency 5 golden pickaxe, our newest model allows you to drive for a total of 7 minutes before needing to take it in and get a new one! After talking to several people, INCLUDING The homeless guy from under the bridge, we are proud to announce this product GREENLIT and is now on sale for 17,650 D$ "What is this sh-" (RINGING) ♪ Ban ba deng de den de deng de dededeng ♪ (RINGING) ebebrerebebrerbebrebeb Huh? What's that? Oh! Unfortunately, due to a 3,495,204% increase in importing costs in the Dark World, its priced has been changed to 616,921,156 Dark Dollars! ♥♥♥♥ you, Gaster!

-Cave Johnson

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Jack 31 Dec, 2025 @ 1:29pm

Happy 2026, everyone 🧡

{Scampicus} 21 Nov, 2025 @ 11:04am

Honestly, part of me wants to just leave this page be until I start work on “the next thing;” so I can let it age like a fine wine to hang on my wall, if that makes any sense.
Yeah, tldr I’m just gonna leave for like a couple months.

{Scampicus} 21 Nov, 2025 @ 10:55am

Random throwaway line

{Scampicus} 18 Nov, 2025 @ 3:59am

Egg.

{Scampicus} 13 Nov, 2025 @ 11:25am

3 pints and a pint

{Scampicus} 4 Nov, 2025 @ 2:37pm

I’ve been a bit too busy with life these past two weeks; so much that I’ve forgotten what my internet personality was actually meant to be. I will likely go back to doing my usual stuff, whence I figure what it is. Meanwhile, have a late Halloween mailbox poo.

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