New pfp! Turns out I just had this thing nearly finished for like 2 months now, and it's just been sitting there. Just added a bit of background bloom, and the eye, and BAM! Lesson is: look through your photoshop folder more often.

"With how much time you're spending in the kitchen, are you SURE you're not a closeted trans?"
I vow to use that some day.

Trauma.

TADC 8 today. We are ♥♥♥♥♥♥ .

Alan, we are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

s

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new pfp, cuz why the hell not

What becomes sexier when you have a lisp?
A cyborg!

Honestly, part of me wants to just leave this page be until I start work on “the next thing;” so I can let it age like a fine wine to hang on my wall, if that makes any sense.
Yeah, tldr I’m just gonna leave for like a couple months.

Random throwaway line

Egg.

3 pints and a pint

I’ve been a bit too busy with life these past two weeks; so much that I’ve forgotten what my internet personality was actually meant to be. I will likely go back to doing my usual stuff, whence I figure what it is. Meanwhile, have a late Halloween mailbox poo.

help what do

It's spooky month.
You can now legally ♥♥♥♥ in people's mailboxes

Okay, ♥♥♥♥. LISTEN to me. With the all-new Fangamer Green Reaper, Ultra powered by my buddy Mark, Allowing to drive at ludicrous speeds never thought to be humanly possible! With the durability of an efficiency 5 golden pickaxe, our newest model allows you to for a total of 7 minutes before needing to take it in and get a new one! After talking to several people, INCLUDING The homeless guy from under the bridge, we are proud to announce this product GREENLIT and is now on sale for 17,650 D$ "What is this sh-" (RINGING) ♪ Ban ba deng de den de deng de dededeng ♪ (RINGING) ebebrerebebrerbebrebeb Huh? What's that? Oh! Unfortunately, due to a 3,495,204% increase in importing costs in the Dark World, its priced has been changed to 616,921,156 Dark Dollars! ♥♥♥♥ you, Gaster!

burger indeed

Hurt. Soiled. Hurt. Abandoned. Betrayed. Hurt. Hurt. Burger.

bday today hooray

comments are public again yippee

im def gonna regret this in like a week's time

LOOK I JUST LIKE PORTAL OKAY

You know, deleting [𝙴𝚇𝙿𝚄𝙽𝙶𝙴𝙳] just now taught me a valuable lesson. The
best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one. You win. Just go.

If i had a nickel for every person who is following my workshop, I'd have 6 nickels; which isn't a lot, but it's weird that 6 seperate people decided to subscribe to it, despite it not having anything.

light it on fire

It’s official: puter dead
Motherboard seems to be damaged or sumf

For high treason against the deep state, you have been sentenced to prolonged gonking

that sounds like a torture method

gonk

gonking
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love that ♥♥♥♥

:I

From the looks of it, a bunch of system files got corrupted
:/

this is so sad like if you every time

turn it off and turn it back on again

Guys I think my comp corrupted

h€lp

HËLP

⨋

noeth

yeth

I LOVE PERSIAN

literally your language

sand monkey laubguage

please stop speaking in squiggly lines

شوفوا! انا فاهم كيف يُعَرِبون!!1

الله، رَشِد عني من كل هولاء الشرموطات من هدا "ستيم-سيتي" المجنون

🥚🥚🥚

Call me egg, cause I'm boiling rn fr fr

same

I wish guns were real