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So many people disappointed by the ending. Personally I thought it was absolutely fantastic, yes the gameplay was a little simple at times and the puzzles weren't difficult but I thought the story was very well thought out and the graphics are absolutely amazing

Good game, I come back every so often. Might buy the DLC soon

one of the greatest games ever made. Can create an atmosphere unlike no other

Solid well made game, bought it to get the items but stuck around a while longer to listen in.

Fabulous to just switch your brain off and just play the game. It is almost perfect with its crash simulations and nothing else comes close

Devs refused to sell out to Epic and for that we love you, played the game a fair bit and I reckon I owe you a review for what you've done for the community. Bought the sound track as well. Really nice sounds

Also, good game. I'm completely dense and have managed to launch multiple rockets. All my bases are a mess and I can only do basic circuitry by sitting for hours working out painfully slowly what needs to happen. After some long sessions playing it, when I close my eyes I see Iron gears and yellow Inserters behind my eyelids.

If I had to offer a new player 1 piece of advice to a new player I would say: BEWARE OF YOUR TRAINS. Turns out they go very fast and hurt when they hit you, especially if you put some nuclear fuel cells in them

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I'll start this review by saying that this game is not for everyone and I'll admit that at first I didn't think it was for me either. Then one day i found myself watching YouTube videos on it and was immediately hooked by the complexity and detail that had been put into it... and that was over 3 years worth of updates ago. When i tell people about My Summer Car they say, "Just sounds boring, all you do is build a car and why the hell would you want to get drunk in a game" and I have to say when you put it like that, it sounds boring as f u c k but let me tell you, this game is SO MUCH MORE than building a car.

Now, to answer a question, no there is only 1 type of car you can build and maintain and there won't be another one until the all but confirmed My Winter Car.

So the game starts pretty simple, you start out with the chassis on the driveway and most of the car in the garage some parts are hidden in other parts of the map and you have to get to the town to buy food as well as 3 bottles of brake fluid, and at least 1x coolant, 1x oil and 1x 2 stroke oil. You also need an alternator belt and spark plugs. Then spend some money on mainly sausages and milk but make sure you have some left over. Then head back home and you should be set to build the car there are plenty of guides to do this.

So far, still seems pretty dull doesn't it? So to spice it up a bit i'm going to simply list things you can do once you have built your car. WARNING LIST CONTAINS SPOILERS


Organise a fatal accident for an ugly ♥♥♥♥ in a Toyota Carina so you can steal his girlfriend
Brew your own illegal alcohol and sell it or drink it yourself ;-D
Buy massively overpriced vodka from an idiot in a Skoda
Set up a fatal accident for Skoda idiot so you can get the alcohol for free :DDD
Dump human bodily secretions on top of people to re-introduce them to their produce from the last 2 weeks.
Go on a 3 day bender with your alcoholic cousin
Go on a 3 day bender with some idiots in a BMW
Go on a 3 day bender with some blokes in a house in the town
Swear at literally everyone you meet
Trigger people in the town by just being there
Smash a shop window and steal some petrol at 3 am
gamble for a house and car in an illegal gambling shack somewhere in the woods by the lake with a man that has shall we say, 'interesting features'
piss in your mechanics' car
drive by the police at 220kmh in a 1 litre hatchback from 1973
drive by the police in a van with suspension that simulates being on a bouncy hopper
drive by the police on a moped at 100kmh while shouting obscenities at them
run over the police in a truck you borrowed from your uncle
and loads more

So in short, if you have patience and like cars, this game is probably for you!

Tip: Disable permadeath in the menu that appears when you press new game, you only get this option BEFORE you have started your game

The average game of TF2:

There are always about 3-4 people AFK to get those sesy unique weps.

Then there is that hacker who is trying to be subtle by playing medic. He stands facing walls firing
with his syringe gun killing tons of people until they all leave(rage quit)/scream through mic/throw PC at wall.

There are always about a million spies with no cosmetics who faithfully follow these simple steps:
1. Try to stab own team members
2. Try to face stab heavies when they have their mini-gun revved up
3. Ask the other people on the server what the sapper does (if they know how to use the chat)
4. Stand in the open and think about which class to disguise as.
5. Rage when the person they are disguised as blows them up

Then there is that pay-to-get-the-best-weapons-off-the-market-skrub who runs round with his £15 Elite Grade Liquid Asset Stickybomb launcher but can't get kills.

Of course you need the anti-fungineer whose mini sentry is wherever YOU go on the map.

Then there is that scout who is dressed in pink and whose only skill is to inflict pain and be generally merciless to everyone.

There always is a couple of idiot 12 year olds who joined that server for the sole purpose of having a conversation in their high pitched voices.
(A similar noise to this is a mouse being stabbed with a fork)

Them there is that other hacker who is not trying to be subtle and doing 180 spins across the map.

And finally there is the Gibus Sniper using the stock loadout who keeps asking how often unusuals drop.

My friend wanted this game and he highly recommended it. Even though he didn't have it. So I got it to annoy him and now I can't stop playing it!!!