Recent reviews by Poop Condom

I put well over 200+ hours into this game as a kid. I'll probably put another 200+ in when it's all said and done.

One of the most important games ever made, Half-Life is a staple of video games and the reason we have Steam today. That alone speaks volumes.

This game is the best.

Paul! I thought you were in Hong Kong.

Quake.

I suck at these games

*falls into purple void*

What a bizarre game! Deeply unsettling and probably the creepiest game I have ever played. Despite that, there is a lot of thought and charm oozing out of this one. If you can stomach its art design and atmosphere, you might just like what it has in store for you.

"WE WON, YEE-HAW!"

Lots of fun to revisit, probably the best Star Wars game ever made. There were a handful of scenario based Star Wars games released before this one, but the amount of content available here is staggering for $9.99. I cannot think of any major issues present in this game. This game usually goes on sale once a year, but I wouldn't laugh if anyone decided to pay the full price now instead of later. Just play it.

Fun to play for 1-2 hour sessions. You can kill people with toilets, which is a huge plus. My biggest gripe is that using the gravity gun to prop kill can be extremely frustrating, as hit detection is extremely finicky when trying to kill with certain objects. You'll probably get your ass kicked the first time you play, so learn the maps well and figure out where weapons spawn. Still fun to play today and it has a few active servers. I'd say get it on sale if possible.