aiaiai hola pachyy

Me llamó para buscar a unos tipos perdidos en el glaciar. Quién rayos diseña un sistema de elevadores como si fuera un estúpido puzzle? Es absurdo. A estas alturas el frío ya los habrá matado, pero aquí estoy, persiguiendo los ideales de un idiota en una trama tan surrealista que me hace dudar de mi propia cordura. Lo único que quiero es terminar con esto y no volver a verle la cara a ese asqueroso sujeto

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Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans?, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Vaporeon is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take