Regret opening steam, I don't like pineapples anymore

I have never met anyone else who can fit so much in his ass at once. One pineapple was impressive, but the second just seemed like he was showing off. The most impressive part was there was no blood when he took them out, hes so stretched out and used that two pineapples sliding out at once didn't rip anything at all. I bet he could fit a third, but we ran out of fruit...

I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.

was actually a mega pint

sold me a pint

loves payday 2, 5 out of 5 stars