Lf Alright, listen up, I’m on the lookout for some super cute girls who can heal me in-game, but it’s not just about the healing, it’s about the vibes, you know? I need someone who’s down to chat and keep me company while you carry me in Val, but only if you shower me with attention and sweet words! Like, if you could just casually drop a ‘GM’ to make my day, ask me how my day was, and maybe throw in a ‘meow’ while healing me. I’ll even flex my best healing skills just for you, all while we vibe and you tell me how amazing you are at carrying the team (because let’s face it, you are ). You can share memes, tell me about your day, or just be cute, and I’ll be the most supportive gamer ever. Just DM me and let’s make this the most legendary duo the gaming world has ever seen. I promise, you’ll never find a better, more dedicated player who’s always ready to hear about your day or just sit there listening to you vibe while you carry me to victory.

Total Saiyan death. Kill Saiyans, Behead Saiyans, Roundhouse kick a Saiyan into the concrete, slam dunk a baby Saiyan into the trash can, crucify filthy monkeys, defecate in a Saiyan's food. Launch Saiyans into a hakai ball. Stir fry Saiyans into wok. Toss Saiyans into exploding planets. Urinate into a Saiyan's wine. Judo throw Saiyans into a wood chipper. Twist Saiyans heads off. Report Saiyans to the Frieza Force. Slice a Saiyan in half with Death Saucer. Curb stomp pregnent Saiyans. Trap Saiyans in lava. Crush Saiyans in the trash compactor. Liquify Saiyans in a vat of acid. Eat Saiyans. Dissect Saiyans. Exterminate Saiyan monkeys in a gas chamber. Stomp Saiyan skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Saiyan's in the oven. Lobotomize all Saiyan's. Mandatory abortions for all Saiyan's. Drown Saiyan's in piranha infested water. Vaporize Saiyan's with Ki blasts. Kick old Saiyan's down the stairs. Feed Saiyans to demons. Remove the Saiyan race using the Super Dragon Balls.

Achievements aren't content and I will die on that hill.

They add nothing to the game except to artificially increase the play time. I don't need a list of chores to tell me how I should be playing a game. You're not my mom. It's one thing when achievements actually reward you, but most are just lazy fetch ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I didn't beat your game because I didn't collect the 100 piles of ♥♥♥♥ you hid in the copy-pasted or under-finished parts of your game? ♥♥♥♥ you, I beat your game when I played it from the beginning to the end. Achievements for each ending? The audacity to think I'm gonna play your ♥♥♥♥ game twice. Limit myself to a specific build for an achievement? Limit your lips around these nuts.

♥♥♥♥ you Prey (2017) in particular. Your achievements are the amongst the most egregious I've ever seen in a single player game. I can't imagine how much the devs over at Arkane Studios love the smell of their own farts.

Happy new year and all the best for 2024 Italy!

Yeah it's been a long time, thankies for the well wishes Italy! ;o; Take lotsa care and hope you have goodie days ahead~