Name: Luke... Who coulda guessed that one huh?
Age: 26 (and that number is going up alarmingly fast - I will soon be a fossil)
Gender: Just a basic ass dude (as boring as the grass is green)
From: Southern England (Bo'oh'o'wa'er - only slightly more posh)
Blood Type: Not a dang clue (is red an answer?)
Likes: Video Games, History, Mythology, Ruins, Cryptids, Outdated Technology, The Mid 2000s
Dislikes: Senselessly selfish people, Repetition, Repetiton and (Occasionally) Myself
Relationship Status: Gladly 50% of a pair of cretins with Etsu ♡♡♡
In 1 word, how would you describe yourself: Better. (Not better than you, just self improving lmao)

Hours playing the game: Too many
Hours in matchmaking: Waaay too many
Hours calling BS when the game bugs tf out: M A N Y

Survivor Mains: Jeff 🧔🏻🤘🏼, Nick Cage 📽🎞, Geralt 🐺🗡& Ash Williams 😉🖕 ( 𝓖𝓻𝓸𝓸𝓿𝔂 )
Survivors I also play: Pretty much all of them, just depends my mood & the build I want to run
Killer Main: Never really stuck to one in particular but as of June 2025 - The Animatronic 🟨🐰🪓
Killers I also play: a little bit of all of them - Variety is the spice of DbD

Early on I just played Survivor with my friends but now I play a decent amount of Killer too.
Used to play on a Controller, but switched to keyboard & mouse after my PS4 Controller died (RIP)
Despite the time invested, I am hilariously bad at playing both sides (even on a good day)

I don't intentionally tunnel and/or camp (I would much rather "lose" than do either tbh)
My order of priority while playing is Gameplay > Challenges/Dailies > Points > Hooks.
I barely ever care about kills or escapes and almost entirely ignore "the meta" as far as perks go.
Putting EZ in post-game after "beating" me is admitting that I play too fair for my own good. Simple.

I just want everyone to have fun and not be scum
Is that too much to ask? Of course it is xD

Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King // The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask // Bloodborne
SSX 3 // DOOM // Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice // Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag // Fallout New Vegas
The Simpsons: Hit & Run // Dark Souls II // Super Mario Galaxy // Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor
Red Dead Redemption II // The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion // Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
Dishonored // Persona 5 Royal // Saints Row The Third // Tomb Raider: Legend // Resident Evil 4

Feel free ask about any of these games or series at your own peril - I will yap for hours.

CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 5800X @ 3.8 GHz
GPU: MSI Nvidia RTX 4060 Ti (16 GB)
RAM: Corsair 16 GB DDR4 (2 x 8GB) @ 3200MHz
Primary SSD: Kingston A400 480 GB (For OS & Programs)
Secondary SSD: Samsung 850 Evo 1 TB (For Games)
Primary HDD: Seagate BarraCuda 1 TB (For General Files)
Secondary HDD: Seagate Expansion 2 TB (For Backups & Archives)
Case: MasterBox MB520 RGB
CPU Cooler: Thermalright Peerless Assassin 120 SE ARGB
Primary Monitor: AOC C27G1 27" Gaming Monitor
Secondary Monitor: GNR TS708EE LM1703 17" Monitor (5:4 the win)

- First off: If you got rick-rolled, I'm sorry but it was way too funny not to at least try xD
- If you want to add me, go for it. I'm anti-social as hell but will try to interact when I can
- If you're here to insult me, Congratulations - you've been ragebaited by someone not even trying
- Anything nasty posted in my comments will be archived for future generations to laugh at you
- If something here makes you 'cringe', don't come crying to me. YOU chose to be a nosy bastard