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LukoriusTheMeh 2 Feb @ 5:01pm 
Lmao, poor bro got so tilted that he had type out some absolute slam dunkers in reply to comments that he'd already deleted from his profile in a poor attempt to hide the immeasurable shame of his clownery being recognised publicly. Then he decides the next best course of action is to bring his travelling circus act on over to my profile and somehow the sickest burn he can think up with that massive brain of his is:
You are unemployed.

Quite the interesting choice of insult, as you supposedly reported me for paying to win.
How exactly would I have purchased anything to win if I lack any income to pay with?

Face the facts buddy - you threw for no reason & the win was free of charge. GGs wp
George Floyd 2 Feb @ 2:40pm 
-rep get a job dbd troll
Splink 23 Jan @ 7:00pm 
-rep the eurotunnel aint got ♥♥♥♥ on u :cowbessie:
LukoriusTheMeh 18 Oct, 2025 @ 7:47pm 
Well here's an absolute knee-slapper for you - I escaped.
I completely my primary objective despite your refusal to interact & instead AFK on a hill.
You barely played the game so poorly that you fail to even realise that I won xDDD

Clown: ✗
The Entire Circus: ✓
DarkHeavenlyDemon 18 Oct, 2025 @ 12:39pm 
u lost ahahahahhaahahahha
Eden 29 Jun, 2025 @ 11:34am 
+rep nice killer
LukoriusTheMeh 26 Jun, 2025 @ 8:26am 
I'm sorry but you are absolutely delulu if you think I tunnelled you. I split my focus between all 4 survivors - I actually play Dead by Daylight (unlike most killers). I chased, downed & hooked other survivors in between hooking you and at no point whatsoever was a focused solely on you either. The only "survivor rule" I broke was having to slug but I was essentially forced to by Thalita & Nea hanging around for saves like a pair of bad smells.

Apologies that your 4 meta perks didn't net you a free escape. GGs GL out there.
Jim Halpert 26 Jun, 2025 @ 8:10am 
-rep tunneling no skill killer
Bėėfy 22 Jun, 2025 @ 7:46am 
+rep Fun and great killer:coolstar2022:
The Blasphemer 21 Jun, 2025 @ 3:42pm 
+rep nice killer
elzorphelzor 21 Jun, 2025 @ 12:26pm 
+rep such a cute springtrap!! <33
LukoriusTheMeh 12 Jun, 2025 @ 3:05pm 
God speed Gamer o7
Steve Hair-ington 12 Jun, 2025 @ 3:00pm 
weird, man- fingers crossed it doesnt happen again
LukoriusTheMeh 12 Jun, 2025 @ 2:57pm 
Connection only went wild for me almost exclusively when I was actively being hunted or chased by the Killer. Following game was absolutely fine so IDEK.
BHVR hates me I guess
Steve Hair-ington 12 Jun, 2025 @ 2:45pm 
on my end that wasnt random spikes, you were at a whopping 700 ping for basically the entire time you were in the match
Hex: BoonBoon 7 Jun, 2025 @ 6:45am 
+rep nice Chucky c: Thanks for killing the Sable, she did nothing all match. c:
LukoriusTheMeh 3 Jun, 2025 @ 4:33pm 
Not exactly sure when I tunnelled as I was constantly struggling to find anyone to chase due to the wonderful map offering I got dealt. Didn't seem like you were playing around though as you did pop a styptic in my face. Apologies for not eating that 2nd chance you bought yourself and suddenly deciding to let you walk free out of the kindness of my heart. GGs GL next game :)
Sadako 3 Jun, 2025 @ 4:22pm 
-rep tunnel
Lukewal99 3 Jun, 2025 @ 4:04pm 
+REP
LukoriusTheMeh 2 Jun, 2025 @ 3:14pm 
Are you seriously coming here to tell me to "stop complaining" after a pretty obvious bug robbed me out of the single kill that I earned?
... while playing a match of zero regression Freddy?
... on a map that you guys picked?
... without camping or tunnelling?

I couldn't possibly care less about "winning" but weirdly enough, if I'm about to get a kill in end-game, after insanely tough match and eating through all the 2nd chances you guys were given - It's not exactly fun to watch everything I worked up to just be deleted by a random glitch.

But you're kinda right. Probably should just go play Blight or Nurse like all the other bots.
The game is so obviously so much better as a sweaty meta fest with no room for fun.
1v1MeAtShackBro 2 Jun, 2025 @ 2:43pm 
Stop complaining because you lost on a balanced map. Play Blight or Nurse if you want easy chases and easy wins. You can't win every game bro.
Butterfingers 9 May, 2025 @ 1:00pm 
+rep albery ramsey
scathe 8 May, 2025 @ 2:26pm 
+rep chill surv
XxAsh_A_LeaxX 6 May, 2025 @ 2:26pm 
+rep, amazing killer. Hope to see you in more matches <3
HowdyImFate 5 May, 2025 @ 6:11pm 
Warning BOT detected. Identified: 33M. Please complete the captcha: I am a bot and have no life
LukoriusTheMeh 5 May, 2025 @ 5:23pm 
I have literally never played a game with you.
I have yet to play a single match of Dead by Daylight this month.
You randomly came to my profile to attack me on May 4th.
You have a private account with multiple bans on record.
You are an utterly deluded NPC that really needs to find a new hobby apparently.

Thanks for being a hilarious random encounter. Have a great day, whoever tf you are :steamthumbsup:
dxHahaha) 5 May, 2025 @ 10:27am 
don’t deceive yourself it was ez game bot
HowdyImFate 5 May, 2025 @ 6:19am 
-rep absolute chunder ♥♥♥♥
LukoriusTheMeh 4 May, 2025 @ 11:16am 
Bruh who tf even are you? I haven't even played DbD since the 30th of April??
Get your dirty ass VAC + game banned private account outta here, you utter wet lettuce xDDD
dxHahaha) 4 May, 2025 @ 9:33am 
lol bro tbag me n chase my pig 28 sec) +rep was ez game THX BOT!
angrhii 16 Apr, 2025 @ 3:35pm 
+rep absolute immaculate vibes
leah <3 16 Apr, 2025 @ 3:33pm 
+rep polite killer and fun game
onifans 31 Mar, 2025 @ 11:19am 
+rep sweet bubba, fun game <3
LukoriusTheMeh 23 Feb, 2025 @ 4:15pm 
Um... when??
Was just playing a bog standard game of 2v8 with < 50ms ping. If there was any kind of connection issue then it's most likely desync your end or BHVR's spaghetti net code holding their dedicated servers together.

Imagine thinking someone would risk 11 years of good-standing and 0 game bans record to start randomly lagswitching on DbD of all things.
Wild & completely baseless accusation there my guy.
DaéReallyDoo 23 Feb, 2025 @ 3:53pm 
-rep Lagswitching.
LukoriusTheMeh 15 Feb, 2025 @ 1:37pm 
Wait what? When? Bro I'm playing 2v8 - I'm just trying to get hits on anyone that will give them. If you're playing Sable then there's like 4-5 Sables in ever game and I have absolutely no idea which one's I've caged and which I haven't.

Telling someone to die in a fire over that is unhinged AF, seek help bro. GL out there
Mentally not Sable 15 Feb, 2025 @ 1:25pm 
-rep tunneling ♥♥♥♥.. hope you die in fire
LukoriusTheMeh 23 Jan, 2025 @ 12:07pm 
Bro if I had a dollar for every time someone complains about the Killer I'm playing while I'm literally just doing a daily - I would have 4 whole dollars this week alone.

You guys played really well, my power didn't do much to help me and out of the random perks I was given only one of them actually helped. It was a close game, I managed to pull off 3K and you still managed to escape. I don't see what the problem is here?
DDeanMB 23 Jan, 2025 @ 12:01pm 
-rep plays singularity :(
MelodramaticPeople 22 Jan, 2025 @ 3:54pm 
+rep
MelodramaticPeople 22 Jan, 2025 @ 3:53pm 
+Chill doctor :D
☆Roxtar☆ 22 Jan, 2025 @ 11:22am 
+rep thank you for the fun game wesky xx
LukoriusTheMeh 20 Jan, 2025 @ 9:45am 
So you're just going to keep spamming the same pathetic nonsense then? Not gonna lie, I was expecting you to at least come up with something more creative to harass me with considering you seem to be dedicating so much of your precious time to keep coming back for more.

If you want to continue that's absolutely fine. I've already said everything I needed to.
Just try to make it more entertaining so you're at least worth laughing at :)

All the best dude.
sponge 20 Jan, 2025 @ 9:09am 
exactly what a hairy multichinular organism would say.... trying to speak in an articulate manner in your own steam comments to try and convince yourself you're a deep, conscious person when really you're just a sweaty kiddy fiddler
LukoriusTheMeh 20 Jan, 2025 @ 8:34am 
You should probably go find some help man, talk to someone. Going this far to attack someone for such a non-reason is just kinda pathetic. F.Y.I. - I'm clean shaven, have one chin and you started this comment chain, not me.

You can be better than this. Best of luck out there.
sponge 19 Jan, 2025 @ 7:10pm 
stroking your hairy chins while replying on your own profile, proper nonce behaviour you wrongun
LukoriusTheMeh 19 Jan, 2025 @ 6:31pm 
Imagine unironically feeling the compulsion to call a random person online a pedo because of your uncontrollable baby rage at an online video game even slightly not going your way.

You already made a fool of yourself once, why then double and even triple down?
Yikes man.
sponge 19 Jan, 2025 @ 5:57pm 
yap yap you're still a pedo
LukoriusTheMeh 19 Jan, 2025 @ 5:31pm 
Oh, hi guys! How goes the matches?
Bit better than the circus performance you gave me I hope?

You guys were the SwF that both gave up on 1st hook, right?
That one random match that I played Knight exclusively to do a daily & meme around?
Yeah I remember now, the one where you guys threw for absolutely no reason?
Good times.

Glad to see you enjoyed rage-quitting so much that you decided to come here and post some "sick burns" in an attempt to make yourselves feel slightly less defeated by someone who quite literally wasn't even trying to stop you from escaping.

Anyways - GGs well played, thx 4 the daily, GL out there... You pair of utter buffoons xD
sponge 19 Jan, 2025 @ 3:47pm 
literal pedo, avoid at all costs.