Scout Pisser Offer Industries® Incident Report Form™

1. Please describe the nature of your frustration

[]”Scout Pisser Offer” was a big meanie in a game of TF2
[] Scout Pisser Offer said something on the forums that I disagreed with
[] Scout Pisser Offer made a snide remark through some other medium
[] Scout Pisser Offer made fun of my hilariously slow speed
[] Scout Pisser Offer taunted after killing me
[] OTHER (Please specify)


2. Please elaborate upon the incident of butthurt that you experienced
[] Scout Pisser Offer memed in a way I didn’t find funny
[] Scout Pisser Offer used an unlock or class I think is unfair (especially the Natascha)
[] Scout Pisser Offer used an easy class
[] Scout Pisser Offer insulted my class and/or unlock choices
[] Scout Pisser Offer is a try-hard and a loser
[] Scout Pisser Offer dominated me in a game of TF2
[] Scout Pisser Offer used the laugh taunt and I didn’t find it funny

3. Please enumerate the negative repercussions of your encounter
[] I cried for no less than 20 minutes
[] I had to hire a therapist to console me
[] I developed carpal tunnel from typing up an excessively long rebuttal
[] I lost minutes calling up my friends to tell them about the incident


4. Please describe the perpetrator in greater detail
[] I hope water falls on Scout Pisser Offer's keyboard
[] I want to ban Scout Pisser Offer from the Internet
[] I want to fire Scout Pisser Offer from breathing
[] I hope to hack his account and delete all of his inventory; that'll teach'em
[] He deserves to be banned from Steam until he admits I am right
[] Scout Pisser Offer should be dragged out into the street and shot
[] Scout Pisser Offer should develop a metastatic tumor, then be beaten to death with a 9-iron

5. Did you employ any coping mechanisms as a result of the incident?
[] I'm going to choke Scout Pisser Offer, and not in the fun way
[] I had to shut off my computer
[] I'm going to hurl homophobic and/or racist derogatory remarks at him like a rational human being
[] I'm joining his Discord to spam, ♥♥♥♥ post and link porn everywhere
[] I gathered up some friends to incite a flame war against Scout Pisser Offer
[] After a quick Google search, I learned how to DDOS Scout Pisser Offer
[] I intend to create several puppet accounts to agree with myself against him
[] An eight thousand word essay seems like a good use of my time
[] I'm going to leak Scout Pisser Offer's personal information online, then SWAT him
[] I'm not going to waste my time leaving salt on his profile because he will just laugh at it with his friends