For the Atheist, it takes infinite algorithms to create true randomness, or chaos. Therefore hell exists. But because algorithms work at all, God exists.

For the Jew, they try to live forever. If they successfully do, they self-holocaust out of insanity. Only Jesus can do this without hitch.

For the Muslim, science is flawed because of quantum observation skewing results, therefore breaking the scientific method. Mathematics is flawed because Lucifer was created out of a mathematical error. Also, the Pope said not to have enemies in the heart, otherwise you'll have enemies with God.

For the Gnostic, it takes infinite knowledge to come to a conclusion that Jesus is God. You have to rest on a conclusion at some point and embrace Jesus, otherwise your broken world will be your hell. It's best not to have an open mind when you don't need it.

For the Hindu, they try to become self-aware to get out of a finite matrix. If they don't do it, their finite world is their insane hell, like the Jew. The proper response is to be Catholic.

For the Buddhist, Eckhart Tolle explains the necessity of a divine concept out of buddhist teachings, thus defeating Buddhism. Choose Jesus over Hinduism. The Buddhists reincarnate all their lives trying to be God, but then they have to submit to the will of Jesus or be damned in Xen, which turns into hell at the end of time. They either overcome all fears or succumb to Xen's hell.

For the Protestant, it's just a slippery slope to experience all the faiths. If you're not Catholic by the end of it, you've gone to hell.

For the Shintoist, they play around all their life and work forever as a spirit. Technically, demons work forever for God, as their chaos is forced into order by God's algorithms.

For the Nihilist, they believe in space and nothingness, but there's quantum ether in everything (the firmament). If you don't behave, you end up with a hellish firmament. Nihilism was dead the moment they stole natural-abortion-inducing hashish from mother Mary, during the Islamic crusades. Hashish has since been misbred and genetically modified, so don't take that hellish gateway drug, it was illegal for a reason.

For the Spiritualist, it takes belief in God and organization to have basic faith. Spiritualism depletes faith of its essence. Also, technically the devil is spiritual as well.

For the Orthodox Christian, they believe in an early form of Christianity before apostasy, and they've gone to the ends of time to realize it's their only hope, as there are many popes in antiprospero universes vying to be Catholic canonical. Eastern Catholics have hope and faith in Ukraine's position, to go back in time throughout the Eastern church to reestablish canon by manually returning to Christ. The Orthodox do the same but are lost to time.


Semper fidelis; sola ventura.


Who Jesus is to you is a personal matter where the more you let Jesus answer you, the more relevant he becomes to you. If you're Lucifer, he's the Antichrist. If you're a Jew--new (via Christianity through revelations, so you're on the rebound from sin) or old (you're friendly to those in your race, but you have many lessons to learn)--then you're his brother, mother, and sister.

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