SAUCEMACHINE
Western Australia, Australia
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THE MACHINE OF SAUCE
:elite: KAYFABE STREETWEAR :elite:
I started my own independant Streetwear clothing brand! I've painstakingly created and worked on Kayfabe Streetwear while juggling full-time work and being a busy parent of 2 young ones. It would mean the world to me if you even just had a look :steamthumbsup:
Find it here! [kayfabe.shop]
Follow us on socials @KayfabeStreetwear :MCCMONITOR:

:csgoct: QUOTES :csgoct:
PREMIUM QUOTES
"have you ever farted a poo" - Jake (winni - 17/12/2019)
"gangsta rap literally made me do it" - Jake (winni - 10/05/2020)
"I left my car keys in my khakis" - Brody (Booj AKA "did you hear that fart?" - 26/11/2020)
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*mate shows flower tattoo* "oh what a gay ♥♥♥♥" - Jake's Mum (winni - 31/8/2019)
"eat poo water" - Broderick (Struth - 27/12/2019)
"who is Father Christmas and where is the crack?" - Jake (winni - 27/12/2019)
"you wouldn't poo your ass" - Jake (winni - 29/12/2019)
"let me in I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ myself" - Jake (winni - 29/12/2019)
"my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ foot, my foot that i use for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" - Jake (winni - 5/1/2020)
"irritable david bowie syndrome" - Josh (David's Hatfelloff - 10/1/2020)
"what the ♥♥♥♥, my cat likes lemonade" Jake (winni - 12/2/2020)
"when you find out your friend smokes menthol; that's a bad smoke" (CS:GO reference) - Me
(Saucemachine - 13/02/2020)
"to be hongest with you" - Jake (winni - 20/02/2020)
"im sorry Ms. Jackson, I didn't mean to pull out and cry"
- Jake (winni - 30/04/2020)
Me: "I have a headache"
Sanctus: "Just enjoy it bro"
- (7/05/2020)
"System of a Pencil" - Jake (winni - 24/09/2020)
"Imagine getting your windows cleaned by Spiderman" - Josh (Jooj - 22/12/2020)
"I had a couple homes when I got cone" - Brody (Dardzman99 - 27/5/2021)

:MCCHALO: PC SPECS AND PERIPHERALS :MCCHALO:
ACER NITRO V
:csgogun: OS: Windows 11
:csgogun: CPU: AMD Ryzen 7
:csgogun: GPU: NVIDIA® GeForce RTX™ 4050
:csgogun: RAM: 16GB DDR5
:csgogun: Monitor: Lenovo LEGION 32" Curved QHD 180Hz
:csgogun: Headset: JBL Quantum 360 Wireless
:csgogun: Mouse: Laser Gaming RGB (until I upgrade)
:csgogun: Mousepad: Kayfabe Streetwear 60cm x 30cm Mousepad
:csgogun: Keyboard: Laser Gaming RGB Mechanical (until I upgrade)
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callmedaddyxx
28 Aug, 2016 @ 1:44am 
Rank: Silver 2 (I was Master Guardian but lost my rank due to inactivity) tilted
SAUCEMACHINE
28 Aug, 2016 @ 12:26am 
Thanks matecunt
bonless
20 Dec, 2015 @ 7:43pm 
+rep nice guy and really kind. he's got good artworks as well
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